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like2balive1234
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December 2, 2011 11:35pm UTC

At School
"Going Upstairs"
*Sees Brother Running Downstairs*
Guy: One Day Im Just Going To Trip That Guy
Me: *Turns Around* Thats My Brother!
Guy: Ehahaha, I know ^.^
*Next Period*
Guy: Did You Really Think I Was Going To Trip Your Brother?
Me: Yes.
Guy: I Knew It Was Your Brother, I Just Wanted To See What You Would Say When You Heard Me.
Me: Oh lol, Dont Trip My Brother ;D
"We Laugh"
*I Turned Away, Blushing*
*He Has The Cutest Smile*
^.^

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yourlipsmybiggestweakness
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July 14, 2011 1:29am UTC

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bitchnamedCrystal
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August 25, 2011 1:50pm UTC

My Boyfriend Has A Twin Brother.
His brother has special needs. I was at his house last night watching a movie and his brother came down to watch with us. My boyfriend wisphered to me sorry and told his brother that we wanted to be alone. I said That it was alright and he could stay and watch with us.. His brother looked at him and i said "One day i want a girlfriend as pretty and as nice as yours.."
Made my day.. True Story

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ilytyler12345
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July 30, 2010 10:13pm UTC

Me: Hey, Can You Call My Phone, I Lost It.
Brother: K, Its Calling.
Me: K, Found It, It Was On The Kitchen Table.
Brother: Funny How It Got From Your Room To Here Huh?(:
Me: So You Took It?
Brother: I Did No Such Thing. I Guess It Can Walk.
Me:...Your Retarded.
Brother: ...Its A TRANSFORMER(:

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iscreamiloveyou01
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April 4, 2011 3:44am UTC

brother#1- Dude, Don't make a chick mad.
brother#2- Why? What would they do? Hit me ever so lightly? OH NO!
brother#1- have you seen two chicks fight? They bit and slap and claw and go for the other chick's boobs. Imagine what they'd do to a guy.
brother#1 & #2- oh jeez. *shivers*
me- yeaaaaa that's right, be afraid.
brother#1 & 2- *backs far away from me and then runs.*
me- THAT'S RIGHT! AND I KNOW YOU GUYS ATE MY TOASTER STRUDEL! Be prepared.. grrrrrrr
*sorry it's not pretty

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eminem23
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June 5, 2011 8:24pm UTC

today
is by brother's birthday. he's my only sibling and he's turning 21. my parents are divorced, and I live with my mom. my brother decided to spend the day with my dad. i asked him if he could come over but he said he already had plans. he was going over my mom's brother's house with my dad. my aunt and uncle like my dad more than my mom even though it's my mom's brother. I miss my brother because i haven't seen him for about a month. i love you donald, happy birthday<3

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Unknown_player
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July 15, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Me: I feel bad for you.
Brother: Why?
Me: You live in the basement with no bathroom. You have to lug yourself all the way upstairs to use the john
Brother: No I don't.
Me: What do you mean?
Brother: Remember that pepsi
bottle I have?
Me: Yeah.....
Brother: I got a bathroom down there.
Me: How...Oh wait..
Brother: Yeaahh
Me: O.e I'll talk to you when I get home from Jay's house..
Brother: Okay. I have to go empty my bathroom anyways.

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dylboi
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July 11, 2011 1:16pm UTC

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kasujo23
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August 21, 2011 9:16pm UTC

&&I wish I had a brother.
A brother who would make fun of me.
A brother who would protect me from anything.
A brother who would beat the boys up for me.
But most of all,
A brother who would bring home hot guys.

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LoveThatWasLost
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August 11, 2011 7:18pm UTC

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Today is the oldest you've ever been,
and the youngest you'll ever be again.
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huchick67
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June 8, 2011 10:49am UTC

so far... this is the oldest i've ever been
(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dancergrl9467
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July 8, 2009 12:52am UTC

Being the oldest isn't always fun.
You always get the short end of the stick.
The youngest always gets spoiled and babied
And you always get yelled at for no reason,
Or it's because the youngest told a lie.
And then the youngest gets things before you were aloud to.
You're always saying you can't wait till you turn eighteen
So then you're old enough to move out
And it always seems like the youngest is loved more,
Atleast by one parent.
The other parent always seems they understand you better.
Then the youngest somehow can always get their way,
But then if you try you get yelled at and threatened.
And no matter how hard you try,
I guess the oldest wil always be the oldest,
And the youngest will always be the youngest.
*venting...

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Emmyforlifexo
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December 8, 2011 4:57pm UTC

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laurenxoxo96
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December 8, 2011 4:57pm UTC

Dear girls,
dont be sad, guys play me
more than they play you.
Sincerely, video games

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Spork
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December 7, 2011 2:51pm UTC

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Kensie50
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December 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC

Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
Son: NO!
Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:..oh.. okay, then.
-DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
Bill Gates: Hell no!
Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
-DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
Employer: NO.
Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
Employer: Oh, okay!
THIS. IS. BUSINESS

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Ralph*
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:25pm UTC

&If I had a six-pack,
I'd never stop poking myself.♥
♥
Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

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soccer4lifee14
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:32pm UTC

WHAT IF...
someone's name was gurt.
then you'd be like...yo, gurt.
MIND BLOWN.

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