Witty Profiles

Nick66

LiveAndLetLove
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 3:17pm UTC
All my friends are in relationships;
And I'm just here like, I ♥ potatoes.
[♥] [♥] [♥]

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smoothmoves287
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:59pm UTC
Mom: Son, a little birdie told me that you
have been doing drugs.
Son: It seems to me the only person doing
drugs is you, since you apparently talk to birds.

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