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JerseyGurrl
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November 11, 2012 7:10pm UTC

" My mom said no:( "
LOL JK,
I just don't wanna hang out with you.

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bieberfever13
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 8:32am UTC

It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's one month from December and no one gives a sh*t.

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Austinn
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 9:32am UTC

Teenager Post # 7675
Before I go to sleep, I start imagining things that I would like to happen.
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 6:58pm UTC

*One Direction as president*
Niall: The new law is that half the country's food will go to ME.
Liam: Everyone must say 'bless you' when someone sneezes. Oh I'm sorry that was a bit harsh!
Harry: All the people MUST have cats and it is optional to wear clothes.
Zayn: Everyone has to have beautiful hair like me.
Louis: Listen biitches, all of you are gonna wear stripes or you're all arrested.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 11:18am UTC

Reasons to stay single:
1.) You don't get dumped.
2.) You don't get cheated on.
3.) You don't get taken for granted.
4.) You don't get your heart broken.
5.) I can't get a boyfriend in the first place, so none of this applies to me.

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akp1015
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 7:24pm UTC

me: I'm so over my crush.
crush: Hi
me: Nevermind

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Austinn
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7665
We all love the kid who entertains the class by disrespecting the teacher but somehow never gets in trouble.
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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xosmileoftenxo
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC

That Awful
feeling when you see
the word "explain"
on a test

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xxjuliarocksit556xx
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Because I'm not the kind of girl guys fall in love with.

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amandadanielle
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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IBeHetze
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 4:20pm UTC

i don't like morning people.
or mornings.
or people.

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dec0de
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:16am UTC

When I was in New York in the summer,
my boyfriend Skyped me and said,
"Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?"
Not cheesy at all.. ♥

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC

normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
sings backup vocals
sings guitar riffs
air-drums entire song
headbangs

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dec0de
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:26am UTC

He bought me a Happy Meal.
At 2 o'clock in the morning.
We're 18 years old.

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SayingWhatMeFeel
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 6:17pm UTC

I work in the church nursery
Me: *Gives little boy gold fish crackers and water*
Little Boy: *Dumps water into goldfish cracker*
Me: Why did you just do that?
Little Boy:
Me:
Little Boy:
Me:
Little Boy: Fishy swim.
Made my day.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I want to have a sleep over
date with you.
We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
I’d hide under the blankets while
you make me watch scary movies with you.
You would try to teach me how to play video games
and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
In the end, I’d be asleep listening
to your heart beat while you watch tv.

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wampler9238
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC

Demi is a brunette and has bangs
Selena is back on Disney.
Miley is back in the recording studio
Justin is single
.
Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Directioner version of LWWY
I am lazy lazy lazy, i don't see the sun,
i know its been 5 hours but it feels like one.
My ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one.
Never gonna get some because blogging is fun
format credit to OneDirection/From tumblr

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