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MyBlueEyes

  1. MyBlueEyes MyBlueEyes
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:35am UTC
    Having blue eyes is actually a mutation. Before the mutation occurred, all humans had brown eyes.

  2. SmokeLips SmokeLips
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:12am UTC
    And I love you more than I did before ,win your breath away and that's on my base

  3. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 4:15am UTC
    Why Monday is too far of Friday
    But Friday is too close to Monday?

  4. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 4:37am UTC
    right and left

  5. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:19am UTC
    Love can present a variety of funny situations. Love makes a person defy logic. These funny love quotes remind us that sometimes love is not just blind; it is also insane!

  6. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:23am UTC
    We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

  7. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Sorry ,I'm not perfect !
    Don't judge me !

  8. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:28am UTC
    There's only 1 thing
    2 do
    3 words
    4 you
    I LOVE YOU

  9. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:09am UTC
    Am I crazy or fauign in Love ?

  10. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 10:17am UTC
    FriEND
    BoyfriEND
    BestfriEND
    Everythink has an END Expect
    FamILY->has an I.L.Y(And that's means)
    I LOVE YOU

  11. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Worst pains ever:
    1) stepping on a lego
    2) hitting your hip on the corner of something
    3)stubbing your toe
    4)cramps
    5)hitting your leg on your other leg while running full force
    6)when you feel your heart breaking
    7)getting soap in your eye
    8)hitting your funny bone on something
    9)labor
    10)hand sanitizer in a paper cut
    11)when a random object goes in your eye
    12)when your boob gets hit

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