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Mrs_Malfoy

1. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 11:30pm UTC
   Popular B*tch: OMG I just got McDonalds!!
   Me: YAY! Lets celebrate with a magic trick! Pick a number.
   Popular B*tch: Ok 8 :D
   Me: Square it
   Popular B*tch: 12?
   Me: Try again
   Popular B*tch: 64?
   Me: Divide it by your original number
   Popular B*tch: 8
   Me: Ok now take away the original number
   Popular B*tch: 0..
   Me: Congratulations you have arrived at the number of F*cks I give
   
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2. Mrs_Malfoy
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   July 13, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   A New Start... chapter 1
   I wake up for the first day of school, I'm so excited! I straighten my shoulder legnth hair 'till it's perfect, then put on a nice flowery white and black headband. My head band matches my outfit perfectly, I'm wearing my black with white polka dotted button down tight tank with blank skinny jeans and a white belt. My phone vibrates, it's from my bestie Kimiya:
   Kimiya: Heyy Alica!!!!!
   Me: LOL Heyy Kimiya!!!
   Kimiya: You excited or what?
   Me: No sh*t!! :p You?
   Kimiya: Duh!!!
   "Alica!!! we're gonna be late!!" Shouts my brother Sam from down stairs
   "Coming!!!" I yell back.
   Me: kk I gtg my bro says we're gonna be late -.-
   Kimiya: kk say Hi to Sam for me :)
   I rush downstairs, and then remember that I forgot mascara i run up stairs put on mascara and take some lipgloss with me. Then I head downstairs to meet my brother. I put on a pair of nice black flats with a bow on top, i can't wear heel's 1: Because I can't walk properly in them and 2: Because I'm 5'4 and I feel freakeshly tall around my friends.
   Me and Sam get in his car and head for school, it's only 5 minutes away. My phone vibrates again it's from Tara this time she wants to know if i've left for school yet, I send her a quick yea and we arrive.
   I've always wanted to go to WKI, it's all about school spirit and boy have I got that! My sister already graduated so it's just me and my Sam.
   As I get out of the car I see Kimiya and Tara I run up and hug them, as we walk in to WKI together.
   So... theres chapter 1. Fave? Comment? Advice?
   
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3. Mrs_Malfoy
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   July 13, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Thinking of writing a story...
   should I?
   
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4. Mrs_Malfoy
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   July 13, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   Girl Confessions.
   1. Do you sleep in your bra? Sometimes
   2. Are you a girly girl? in clothes
   3. Do you enjoy drama? nope
   4. Small or large purses? large :p
   5. Favourite color? pink
   6. Are you short? 5'3
   7. Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah :$
   8. How many guys do you think will read this because it says "girl confessions" idk maybe a couple
   Be honest..
   1. What color bra are you wearing? Brown.
   2. Light hair or Dark hair guys? idk i think mostly light
   3. Are you currently frustrated with a guy? maybe
   4. Are you single or taken? LOLLLL forever alone
   5. Do you have a bestfriend? maybe :(
   6. Do you like your life? love it
   7. Have you ever jumped in a pool, with you clothes on? yepp
   8. Do you have more girl or guy friends? i think girl
   9. How long have you had a facebook? 4 years?
   10. Have you ever slapped a guy in the face? always wanted to :p
   11. What is your biggest fear? spiders
   12. What's the most crazy outfit you've ever wore? neon pink sweat pants with neon blue hoodie :p
   Girl stuff..
   1. Mascara or Eyeliner? Mascara.
   2. Pink or black? pinkk
   3. Pumps or flats? Flatsss
   4. Skirts or pants? Pants
   5. Hoodies or Jackets? Hoodies.
   6. Wedges or Sneekers? wedges
   7. Straight or curly hair? straight
   8. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies
   9. Diet or Regular soda? Regular
   10. Pearls or Diamonds? dimonds
   11. IPod or Phone? Phone
   12. Lipgloss or Lipstick? gloss
   In a guy..♥
   1. Funny or serious? Funny <3
   2. Romantic or daring? Bothh
   3. Dark or light eyes? light
   4. Tall or short? both
   
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5. Mrs_Malfoy
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   July 13, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   Can someone help me with my layout?
   Please?
   
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6. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 11:27pm UTC
   When my child turns 11 they'll get a Hogwarts
   acceptance letter written by me.
   I will then take them to The Wizarding World of
   Harry Potter, and I'll say
   "Of course this is all happening in your head
   but why should that mean it's not real?"
   
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7. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   At my birthday party my
   Bestie was like, your sister's
   So pretty what happened
   To you as a complete joke
   but it got me thinking.. WTF happened to me?
   
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8. Mrs_Malfoy
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   July 11, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   You know that moment
   when someone makes your
   day... without even knowing
   it ♥
   
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9. Mrs_Malfoy
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   You are 1 person out of 7 billion people
   On 1 planet out of 8 planets
   In 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems
   In 1 galaxy out of 100 billion galaxies
   You are enormously important
   
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10. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    That one guy you like...
    that you know will never like you back
    but you like him anyway
    'cuz a little part of you hopes you're wrong
    
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11. Mrs_Malfoy
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    July 8, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Love 1-4-3
    Since you have read this you will be told good news tonight
    Only if you repost this
    Sorry, want good news so bad.
    
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12. Mrs_Malfoy
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    July 7, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Came out of the shower
    To see a spider on the door
    I was trapped in that bathroom
    for a hour!! >.<
    
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13. Mrs_Malfoy
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    July 6, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Ooooooh look
    A pretty font
    Now I need a quote
    
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14. Mrs_Malfoy
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    July 6, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Is it just me or, is it completely
    adorable
    When guys' voices crack?
    ♥
    
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15. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    That moment after a nap when
    you don't know how long it's been
    and you're all like:
    "What year is it?!"
    
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16. Mrs_Malfoy
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    June 29, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Other people: I'm sexy and I know it!
    Me: I'm sexy and YOU know it!
    
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17. Mrs_Malfoy
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    June 29, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Eating ice cream with a fork like a boss
    
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18. Mrs_Malfoy
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    June 28, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Food is my best friend ♡
    
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19. Mrs_Malfoy
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    June 26, 2012 12:16am UTC
    I caked my face with make-up today for the first time
    
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20. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Today was grad and at the dance afterwards, during the last slow song I was about to leave. Then me and him♡ made eye contact. He was walking over when my friend pushed me out the door. I know it's not much but it means the world to me ♡
    
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