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Checkmate
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May 28, 2012 4:51pm UTC

eurgh. tired as hell. dinner party going on, on 3rd floor. i'm on ground floor. i can hear it all.

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tuck323
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May 28, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Anti-Joke#1
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah
nmf/quote:twitter

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picrazy
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May 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Zoey: Now, tell me how to find the area of a trapezoid.
Dustin: Will you tell me where babies come from?
Zoey: Absolutely not.
~ Zoey 101

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WonderfulLove
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May 28, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Last night this little boy looked at me and said "Sophie, you are too pale. You really need some tan in you."
He sounded kind of disgusted too.
That hurt and was pretty embarrassing.
Besides, little kids say whatever they truly are thinking because they just don't realize that words hurt.
I don't understand what's so wrong about having pale skin. I'm sorry I don't want to go tanning and look older than I really am when I grow up. I'm sorry I want to have healthy skin.

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13YearsAndCounting19
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May 28, 2012 4:55pm UTC

me: "I'm over my crush!"
crush: "hey"
me: "nevermind."

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Melanie_XO
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May 28, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Me: Your skin is perfectly tanned year roundMe: You wear jean jackets and tight colorful pantsMe: You obnoxiously flirt with your bandmatesMe: And you have the behind of a KardashianMe: I know what you are...Louis Tomlinson: Say it. Say it out loud.Me: Homosexual -tumblr

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Twilight_Saga23
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May 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC

CurlyHairProblems #18
When buying sunglasses, making sure that the ones you like dont have nose pieces on them so when you put them up, they dont get stuck in your hair.
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Twilight_Saga23
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May 10, 2012 5:30pm UTC

CurlyHairProblems #19
"is your hair naturaly curly?"
"Do you really think i would do THIS -points to all of hair- on Purpose?"
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Twilight_Saga23
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May 28, 2012 4:56pm UTC

CurlyHairProblems #22
Trying to run your fingers throught your hair but getting your fingers stuck in EVERY curl.
sorry for not writing in a while! ive been Studying for exams -_-
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LuV4EvER00
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May 24, 2012 8:59pm UTC

I was on this girl's witty,
one of her quotes said to grab the nearest book to you,
go on the forty fifth page,
and read first sentence
to find out how your relationships would go for the year.
The nearest book to me was JUSTIN BIEBER by JUSTING BIEBER
The entire page was blank.....

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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May 27, 2012 12:01pm UTC

me: i look nice today(:
face: ha, no. lets give you a new pimple.
self harm: lol how could you look pretty with these cuts on your wrists?
anorexia: nope, youre too fat to be beautiful.
paranoia: how can you be so positive if everyone hate you?

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peacelove_happiness
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May 27, 2012 12:02pm UTC

What would you do if I broke up with you?
Go back out with my ex ;)
Wow we are done.
But my ex is you.

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ZennyDaya
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May 27, 2012 12:04pm UTC

me and Erika yesterday:
Erika: Look at that hottie
*boy walks past*
Boy: Hey!
Erika: Hey, you are?-
Boy: Jasper, you. (He didn't even look at me)
Erika: Erika *looks at me* umm, and this is Zen
Boy: *Sneers at me* Ahh, Heard about you! Your Kirsti right? The ugly one? You don't look as ugly as they say but...Woah.
Erika: She's not ugly she's just...Umm, very...
Boy: Major Ugly?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Erika: *giggles* Naah, she's different.
THEY ACTED LIKE I WASN'T THERE, TALKING ABOUT ME. I STOOD THERE THROUGH THE HOLE THING :(

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Girl24_Next24_Door24
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May 27, 2012 12:07pm UTC

*In future generations, woman has a baby*
Woman: I think I'll name her Sarah.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. You could try Sarah479 or Sarah_09.
Woman:
Doctor:

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LOLsotrue
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May 27, 2012 11:49am UTC

Relatable Post #10
That moment when you choke on your spit and accept the fact that you're gonna die.

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LOLsotrue
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May 27, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Relatable Post #13
"Don't click the RED BUTTON."
BUT YOLO

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LOLsotrue
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May 27, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Relatable Post #14
When you're asking your parents if your friend can sleep at your house:
Me: :D Friend :D

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LOLsotrue
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May 27, 2012 11:53am UTC

Relatable Post #11
Knowing you're completely screwed for and exam, but staying on the computer all night anyway instead of studying.

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