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  1. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Click the heart if...
    you miss your ex.
    clicktheheartif

  2. kimmx93 kimmx93
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    According to Greek
    mythology;
    humans were orginally created
    with four arms, legs and eyes.
    two noses, faces, and hearts.
    Fearing their power, Zeus split them
    into two seperate parts.
    condemning them to spend the rest of their lives in search of their
    other half. <3

  3. xHollisterx332 xHollisterx332
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    You: But mom what if i get kidnapped?
    Mom: Trust me they'd bring you back.
    Press the heart if this has ever happen to you before.

  4. om_nom_nom om_nom_nom
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    yeah my life a b*tch.
    but u know nothing bout her.
    nmf

  5. EpicZombie EpicZombie
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    July 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC
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  7. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:21pm UTC
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  8. Vintage_Ribbonon Vintage_Ribbonon
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Today the little boy next to me
    On the Airplane wouldn’t stop looking out the window
    I asked him what
    He was looking for
    And he responded
    “I’m looking for my mom, But I cant find her.-
    I thought this is where heaven is"
    Not mine

  9. lexxii319 lexxii319 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    If you love me;
    then why are you cheating?
    If you love me;
    why are you talking to other girls?
    If you love me;
    why am I not good enough for you to be faithful?
    For all those girls with broken hearts


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  11. iloveyou5349 iloveyou5349
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    Hi.
    I'm a boy.
    Here's how it goes.
    I'm gonna flirt with you.
    then diss you.
    I'm gonna send you mixed messages,
    hit on you're friends,
    lie to you.
    Then, i will lead you on,
    So you will fall for me,
    I'll make you happy for a night.
    but, tomorrow,
    i'll completely ignore you.
    You'll be the one i turn to when i need a friend,
    or a confidence boost.
    Know what the best part is?
    You can't do anything about it.
    Cause you love me,
    and don't want to lose me.
    Ha.

  12. withlove withlove
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 3:26pm UTC
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  13. Soccerbabe64 Soccerbabe64
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    I guess I'm over the fact that him*
    && my best friend are gonna date.
    That doesn't bother me anymore.
    What hurts..
    Is knowing that she knows I am hurt,
    && just doesn't care.

  14. Musicspeaks13 Musicspeaks13
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    I want to be your favorite
    Hello
    and your hardest
    Goodbye

  15. krfx3 krfx3
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Falling asleep in your arms is the best
    feeling in the world.

  16. justdancex3 justdancex3
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke?
    your girlfriend.
    nmf

  17. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    see that girl over there?
    she loved you more than you, or anyone else, will ever even begin to understand.
    and someday, you're gonna look back and regret not taking her when you had her.


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