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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. zeebabexoxo zeebabexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:30am UTC
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) Today my Grandpa who has alzheimers and doesn't remember who I am,
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.·´ Held my hand and told me I was the prettiest girl alive....`·-·*

  3. Destroya Destroya
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:04am UTC
    Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more, much more!
    After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
    Girl: Where is he?
    Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
    Girl: What? (starts crying)
    Father: I'm just kidding. He went to the bathroom.

  4. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:49am UTC
    How come you don't believe
    people who say you're beautiful,
    but immediately accept when someone calls you ugly?
    Were you bullied into
    thinking that?
    did he make you feel
    worthless?
    do you think your friends are prettier or skinnier?
    well, whatever it was, it needs to stop right now.
    you are beautiful.
    not because of the size of your jeans or the amount of makeup,
    but because of who you are.
    And you better start believing that.
    format: kara008

  5. Madddyiscool9 Madddyiscool9
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    & wouldn't it be handy if
    life gave you messages about the future.
    Like:
    ONE NEW NOTIFICATION;
    Your boyfriend's going to cheat on you.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    I asked an old man:
    "Which is more important?
    To love or to be loved?
    Old man replied:
    Which is more important to a bird?
    The left wing or the right wing?

  7. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:34am UTC
    The other day,
    He found a beautiful flower, picked it, and put it in my hair;
    Then said,
    "That's prettier."
    I smiled, then he added,
    "Not that the flower makes you look prettier,
    You make the flower look prettier."
    1,000th♥quote
    I lidore you so so much, youre amazing<33


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. tarag474 tarag474
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    I fall asleep with the same boy every night.
    His name is Mr. Fluffels and he's my stuffed duck.

    I know I not the only one who still sleeps with a stuffed animal.

  10. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 10:40am UTC
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  11. youcompleteme youcompleteme
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    I keep forgetting to forget about you.</3

  12. regankk regankk
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Hes the only one ;
    Who i can Keep a conversation with for hours ,
    The one who makes my heart drop into my stomach ,
    The one who gives me permanent butterflies ,
    The one who can make me smile on the worst of days ,
    The one who when i get a text from him my face instantly lights up ,
    Hes also the one i want to spend the rest of my life with .

  13. xoCaitlynxo xoCaitlynxo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    Dear extra fat in my body,
    find a way to my boobs or gtfo

  14. destinyy340 destinyy340
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    i'd rather
    be your lover than
    your friend , but i'd rather
    be your friend than your nobdy.

  15. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 11:32pm UTC
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  16. fallforyou22 fallforyou22
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:58am UTC
    When I'm with you,
    all of my troubles start to fade.

  17. Xtoxxic_looveX Xtoxxic_looveX
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    love is something
    that just cant be bought [or] sold,
    it wont come when it's told it only
    comes from the soul.

  18. Xtoxxic_looveX Xtoxxic_looveX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    respect yourself.
    & dont leave room in your
    heart for someone who :
    HASNT earned it. <333

  19. Xtoxxic_looveX Xtoxxic_looveX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    ~ dear boys,
    saying "i love you" is not a sign of
    weakness. say it proud. say it often.

  20. Xtoxxic_looveX Xtoxxic_looveX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    can you feel it baby,
    every time we kiss...
    everything around us seems
    to slowly » » » not exist. ♡

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