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  1. goldie326 goldie326
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Can you speak bieber?
    Biebergasted
    When a Belieber cries at the sight of Justin Bieber.
    Example: "I saw him and I was total Biebergasted!"
    Biebertastic
    A way of describing something which is amazing and totally Biebery.
    Example: "My World 2.0 is so Biebertastic!"
    Holy Bieber!
    Another phrase used by many excited Bieber fans.
    Example: "Holy Bieber, the video for 'Baby' is amazing!"
    OJBD
    This stands for Obsessive Justin Bieber Disorder, a condition suffered by many fans.
    Example: "Catherine is suffering from OJBD."
    Belieber
    An obsessive Justin Bieber fan.
    Example: "I am a Belieber."
    Bieber Fever
    The effect Justin Bieber has on female fans, symptoms include
    over-excitement, swooning and excessive screaming.
    Example: "There's 300 screaming girls outside who are all suffering from Bieber fever."
    Biebergasm
    The level of excitement a Justin Bieber fan might reach when coming face to face with their idol.
    Example: "I was having a complete Biebergasm when I saw him backstage."
    Bustin Jieber
    The nickname given to Justin Bieber by the Jonas Brothers, they say there can be only one "JB".
    Example: "I am the world's biggest Bustin Jieber fan!"
    Eager Bieber
    A fan who will do anything to meet Bieber.
    Example: "She's such an Eager Bieber, she was waiting for him at the signing at 5am."
    OMB
    The acronym for "Oh My Bieber", a phrase used by many excited Bieber fans.
    Example: "OMB! Justin is so hotttte!"
    Team Bieber
    A loyal Bieber fan can claim membership to team Bieber.
    Example: "I am team Biber."

  2. JamaicanPrincess JamaicanPrincess
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Please?
    No.
    Pretty please?
    No.
    Pretty pretty pretty pretty please?
    Yes.
    Really?
    No.

  3. livyourlife livyourlife
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    i don't hate you because you left.
    i hate you because you pretended you wouldn't.

  4. anagabygnz anagabygnz
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    What happens when he's your prince charming but you're not his Cinderella?♥

  5. biebzx3 biebzx3
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Never give up if you still wanna try, never wipe your tears if you still wanna cry, never settle for the
    answer if you still wanna know, never say you don't like him if you can't let him go

  6. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    What the hell is up with
    "Fun Sized" candy?
    There is nothing
    "Fun" about less candy.

  7. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Mom,
    my friends don't care if my room is messy.
    They just care if we have food.

  8. soccerchicc97 soccerchicc97
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    Psychological fact-
    Hugging is a form of communication, because it says things that you ;
    Don’t have the words to say. ♥

  9. kerrinxoxo4evz kerrinxoxo4evz
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    for those who
    have experienced the pain,
    of steppping on ,
    a LEGO

  10. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    Laughing so hard,
    no noise comes out, so
    you sit there clapping
    like a retarded seal.
    format : ComeDownWithLove_


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. imcheezy980 imcheezy980
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    When I was 5 years old my cousin was babysitting me the little neighbor and his mommy were walking up the street
    She told me that he would be my soulmate, but I told her he was yucky and then I went on to playing with my dolls
    When I was 6 he rode with me on the bus everyday, he did everyday until he drove me.
    When I was 8 he helped me with numbers and I helped him with cursive.
    When I was 10 we went trick or treating and he dressed up as a prince so I could dress up as Cinderella.
    When I was 12 he was my best friend, he didn't have any drama; but he always listened to mine.
    When I was 14 he beat up my boyfriend for snapping my heart, then he took me home and let me cry on his shoulder.
    When I was 16 he and my friends planned my birthday party, then he taught me how to drive in his dad's old truck.
    When we were 18 he worked so hard to try and get into the same college as I was going to and he did, then he finally asked me to be his girlfriend and we were in love, but they called us 'too young' to know what love was.
    When I turned 20 he took me to a birthday dinner. When we got there he dropped to one knee, looked into my tear-stained eyes and the neighbor boy asked me to marry him. I barely got out 'yes' before I was in his arms.
    Later that night I called my cousin and muttered
    "you were right about him"
    through my tears

  13. xsunshinex4 xsunshinex4
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 9:22pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed, that your hair only looks good on your "lazy days" and you don't go anywhere?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. xoxoBeautyandthebeastxoxo xoxoBeautyandthebeastxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 8:57pm UTC
    remember those years;
    when you took baths
    when you laughed at everything
    you pretended you weren't scared of anything
    when you actually liked going to school
    you didn't need a computer to be happy
    you spent time with your f a m i l y all the time
    you held your mommy or daddy's hand
    when you sat in the seat thing in the shopping cart
    when you didnt shave your legs
    when you didnt wear makeup
    you got toys for christmas
    when your mom picked out your clothes, and d i d n ' t c a r e
    the only time you went to the mall was to see s a n t a
    when you didn't need to do anything to your hair
    when sleeping in your own bed was considered being a big girl
    when being a teenager was ALLyou wanted to be
    when guys were never on your mind
    when you had homework due at the end of the week
    when youdidnt have to worry about your weight
    when you made forts with your cousins
    when you had a sleepover and made everything extra special
    when you wore those big ffrilly dresses on christmas and easter
    when the only cuts were from falling
    when you went to the park every day
    you went to the crayola factory♥for a feild trip
    when you wanted your mom to be the chaperone for that field trip
    when you packed a lunch
    when your bus was always [(super fun)]
    when you wanted to do everything your mommy did
    when you would be so scared to say a curse word
    Brittany Spears and the Backstreet boys were sooo cool
    when you went all out for halloween
    when you didnt understand all the hidden jokes on cartoons
    you wore pajamas instead of a tank top and shorts
    when you got the toys from thetoy boxes every where you went
    when you put good grades up on the fridge
    when you made "i love you" cards for your mommy and daddy
    the last week before christmas, easter, or thanksgiving break, all you did in school was play games
    everyone in your class was invited to your birthday
    the only drugs you knew was the icky grape medicine you took when youdidnt feel good
    when you wore your big coat♥
    those years were the best years of my life.

  16. Remember_December Remember_December
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    The one time when you actually do your homework;
    up till 11 just to get it done,
    and the teacher doesn't check it♥

  17. teadyluvxx3 teadyluvxx3
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 11:59pm UTC
    Does anybody else love it when a boys voice gets
    softer
    When he talks toyou..

    notmyformat

  18. xosoccerchicxo xosoccerchicxo
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 10:52am UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Insomniatic Insomniatic
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    "What's today?"
    "Thursday."
    "No... Like, the number."

  20. flip_that_emo_hair flip_that_emo_hair
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    walking down the hall and realizing you went the wrong way then
    awkwardly turning around and walking back...

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