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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC

The only bad thing about eating Jolly Ranchers is
When you bite down and your teeth get stuck together the only thing left to do is hope that your teeth are still in your mouth afterwards.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:27pm UTC

I'm pretty sure
that I could write my entire life story in song lyrics.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Whenever a guy my sister doesn't like asks her out
she always tells them that she's a lesbian. So now my sister has a boyfriend, and someone who asked her out in like 10th grade goes to her boyfriend and says, "Dude. You know she's been a lesbian for years?"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 9:54pm UTC

I have 99 problems
and my selfies are every single one.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Just because you're shy around new people
Doesn't mean you have social anxiety.
Just because you yelled at your friend for no reason
Doesn't mean you suffer from bipolar disorder.
Just because you get nervous before a big test
Doesn't mean you have anxiety.
Just because you're upset that someone died
Doesn't mean you have any form of depression.
Just because you're watching your weight a little more than you did five years ago
Doesn't mean you're becoming anorexic.
People these days seem to want to have mental disorders.
Mental disorders aren't cute or fun. They are legitimate illnesses that people actually struggle with everyday.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 8:06pm UTC

We all say that being on Witty Profiles made us such better people
But the majority of you still don't understand the concept of simply ignoring the quotes you don't agree with instead of writing an essay in the comment section on why they're wrong, and how your opinion is the only acceptable one.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

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y0urlife0vermine
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:01pm UTC

you know that tingly feeling you
get when you like someone?
yeah, that's the feeling of common
sense leaving your body.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Teacher: Okay, everyone get out a pen.
Me: I only write in pencil.
Teacher: But you have to use a pen for this assignment.
Me: I use pencils because pens are only for perfect people.
Teacher: ...That was deep bro.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

We should all just take a moment
to be thankful that the Internet has 0 calories.

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