Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

MeganMariex3

  1. TeamJacobxo TeamJacobxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    when somebodys talking about
    the boy your going out with
    &they say "your boyfriend"
    instead of his actual name...

  2. christinexoxox christinexoxox
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    "EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCKKKK UP"
    **answers phone**
    "hi mommy"
    **kid in the background "put your pants back on"
    lmfao favorite please:)

  3. MirandaNicole77 MirandaNicole77
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    I Don't Wanna Miss A Single Thing You Do
    Tonight <3

  4. haley_009129 haley_009129
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    I like to think songs are like relationships.
    Songs fade away and we lose intrest, but
    when you hear them later in life they're still
    speical to you and you still remember ...
    the lyrics ♥

  5. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. lovely17 lovely17
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 3:13pm UTC
    There are
    6,697,254,041
    pairs of lips in the world,
    but i want to kiss
    yours.
    <3

  7. xoxomissmorganxoxo xoxomissmorganxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    &+ Don't you just love...
    That feeling of relief when you finally go pee

  8. ssuummeerr143 ssuummeerr143
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    i m i s s y o u...
    at random times during the day *
    [[your face pops in my head and]]
    i miss you

  9. fearlessssx fearlessssx
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    I miss us.
    I miss the long phone calls, the hugs & kisses.
    The "I love you's" and hearing you missed me.
    ♥♥ I miss the laughs & fun times. All those crazy
    memories that I smile when I think about them. I
    miss your smile, your jokes, I miss you. /////////
    I miss what we used to be.

  10. MizzJay MizzJay
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    If you want to be together
    then you're gonna need
    to-get-her ♥

  11. ilovechickens ilovechickens
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 9:36pm UTC
    Dont you just
    HATE IT
    when the music
    just cant go any louder?

  12. lovely17 lovely17
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    i don't hate people,
    i just feel better
    when
    they aren't around
    (:

  13. heart_breakerx heart_breakerx happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    Youreyesareblue;
    like the ocean& baby i'm lost out at sea; did the sun just come out? or did you smile at me. i've been trying to ask you but i cant seem to speak; was it love at first sight? cause i walked by last week. i'm singing fa la la la la. your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine? you are the one that i've been hoping to find. you're so sweet that you put hershey's out of buisness. can i have a photograph to show my friends that angels truly exist?...& you're as cute as a button; the things you do sure are something. are you running out of breath, from running through my head all night; ?

    cute-stephen jerzak;
    what we wannt all guys to say..<3

  14. StayAwake__ StayAwake__
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 1:47pm UTC
    When you call my heart
    stops beating [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥]
    When you're gone it
    WoN'T SToP BLeeDiNG

  15. songlyrics songlyrics
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    Its really good
    to hear your voice
    say my name its sounds so sweet,
    commin from the lips of an angel
    hearin those words it makes me weak

  16. oh_hot_damnn oh_hot_damnn
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    "no i don't like him.
    hes just my friend."
    ...yeah OKAAY

  17. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    ANYTHING
    BOYS
    CAN DO
    GIRLS
    CAN DO
    BETTER
    (:
    anyone sing this when they read it? ---> [♥]

  18. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. XoXoPaigeyoXoX XoXoPaigeyoXoX
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 8:57pm UTC
    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter
    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
    Not mine, credit to whoever(:

  20. HighAsTheSky__x HighAsTheSky__x
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles