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1. ThatsSoMeee
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   July 18, 2011 5:06pm UTC
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2. SammieGrace
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   July 18, 2011 11:24am UTC
   Today, my 6-year-old sister came home from school and saw me crying in my room.
   She walks up to me and tells me that when she's grown up, she wants to be a scientist.
   When I ask her why,she responds;
   So I can find a cure for broken hearts.
   lgmh
   nmf
   
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3. xRaiseYourGlassx
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   July 18, 2011 2:01pm UTC
   *I'm Bored*
   So if you fav this;
   *I'll write something on your profile to make you smile*
   if you comment, irl follow you(:
   nmf
   
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4. Jenxx01
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   June 15, 2011 7:10pm UTC
   ♥♥♥
   I
   I
   I want a person that comes into my life on accident , but stays in my life on purpose
   
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5. SammieGrace
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   July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC
   5 years ago I realized my
   boyfriend was cheating on me
   I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
   Today i am putting on a white gown
   to marry my bestfriend.
   nmf-nmq
   
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6. Jenxx01
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   June 18, 2011 10:33am UTC
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7. Jenxx01
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   June 18, 2011 11:13am UTC
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8. hockeyjones17
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   July 1, 2011 3:04pm UTC
   My futures so bright;
   I need shades (:
   (nmf)
   
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9. hockeyjones17
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   July 5, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   21st centuries chances of surviving without;
   Cell phones; We would all be dead.
   Texting; Haha, yeah right!
   Music; Is that even possible?!
   Internet; Not a chance!
   Food or water; Ehh... We'll live(:
   (nmf)
   
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10. wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:57am UTC
    If this was a movie
    you'd be mine by now .
    
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11. hockeyjones17
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    July 6, 2011 9:01am UTC
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. sparkly_rain_bows321
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    June 15, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    The spider in that
    commecial didnt scare me...it was that screaming girl that really freaked me out.
    
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14. HabiiBa
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    June 15, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    "Dude, I wasn't that drunk
    "You hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOUR BACK!"
    
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15. idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #57
    chocolate can help you live longer.
    press the '♥' if you love chocolate.
    format credit; jayciecutie01
    
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16. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. xXLollipopXx
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    June 13, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT...
    When someone says a joke... and it isn't funny...♥
    
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18. dorksforever
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    June 13, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ↑UP↑ button.
    *notmyquote
    
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19. shadyslady
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    June 13, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    i like kool-aid.
    so much, i made a quote about it :)
    ...anyone else bored out of their mind today?
    
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20. keegster
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    June 10, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    YOU'RE
    SINGLE
    BECAUSE
    YOU FALL
    FOR PEOPLE
    ON THE
    COVERS
    OF THE
    MAGAZINES.
    
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