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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:03am UTC
    Niall: I'm a maths genius!
    Louis: What's 675 books + 345 books?
    Niall: A LIBARY! ask me a harder question louis!
    - OneDirection♥

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    When Louis was little and his mom was pregnant,
    He asked his mum if she loved the baby
    She said yes, then Louis said
    "then why did you eat her?"
    - OneDirection♥

  3. skinnymini13 skinnymini13
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Me: types in search bar "w-"
    computer suggests "ittyprofiles.com"
    you know me so well.

  4. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Me and my friend were at the movies watching "The Hunger Games".
    When Peeta put the medicine on Kattniss' forehead, someone in the theater yelled,
    " S i m b a !"
    The whole theater started laughing♥
    Erbearlovesyou's story.

  5. Fastpitcherplayer Fastpitcherplayer
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    "You call that a kiss?"
    -Haymitch

  6. runner98 runner98
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Peeta: When I walk out of the shop
    Katniss: Not again-
    Peeta: This is what I see
    Katniss: Peeta stop
    Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
    Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
    Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
    Katniss: You done?
    Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
    nmq-tumblr

  7. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    How do i get rid if oily face?
    My face is so oily. How do i get rid of it?
    Best answer:
    Getting rid of you face is not recommended, no matter how oily it is.
    Your face serves many functions and you should not try to remove it.
    Asker's Rating: * * * * *
    I saw this.almost died.

  8. sec365 sec365
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    I have THE best friend in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Chuck E Cheese
    is just a casino for little kids♥

  10. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Ek is lief vir jou
    Unë të dua
    Ես սիրում եմ քեզ
    Seni seviyorum
    Я кахаю цябе
    Обичам те
    T'estimo
    Volim te
    Mám tě ráda
    Jeg elsker dig
    Ik hou van je
    Mi amas vin
    Ma armastan sind
    Mahal kita
    Rakastan sinua
    Je t'aime
    Eu te amo
    მე შენ მიყვარხარ
    Ich liebe dich
    Σ 'αγαπώ
    હું તમને પ્રેમ
    Mwen renmen ou
    मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ
    Szeretlek
    Ég elska þig
    Aku mencintaimu
    Is breá liom tú
    Ti amo
    私はあなたを愛して
    난 널 사랑해
    Ego amare
    Es mīlu tevi
    Aš tave myliu
    Јас те сакам
    Jeg elsker deg
    Kocham cię
    Eu te amo
    Te iubesc
    Волим те
    Mám ťa rada
    Rad te imam
    Te amo
    Nakupenda
    Jag älskar dig
    Nakupenda
    ผมรักคุณ
    Seni seviyorum
    Я люблю тебе
    Tôi yêu bạn
    Rwy'n dy garu di
    ARE JUST SOME OF THE WAYS TO TELL YOU
    I LOVE YOU
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  11. patrick13 patrick13
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    One Direction
    Louis:"Harry was such an adorable kid; he was blonde and always had red cheeks."
    Harry:" But now I'm sexy."

  12. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    TWILIGHT:
    Happy Bella- (•_•)
    Sad Bella- (•_•)
    Excited Bella- (•_•)
    Angry Bella- (•_•)
    Shocked Bella- (•_•)
    Confused Bella- (•_•)

  13. sec365 sec365
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:01am UTC
    Quote you spent hours on: 2 <3
    Quote you spent 5 minutes on: 35 <3
    -_-

  14. sec365 sec365
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:05am UTC
    How much I'll miss you:

  15. jenna211 jenna211
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    if you live to be 100, I want to live to 100 minus a day, so i never have to live without you.
    -Winnie the Pooh. ♥

  16. sec365 sec365
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Sharks in finding Nemo:
    "Fish are friends not food."
    Sharks in real life:
    "Fish are food not friends"

  17. brokengirl323 brokengirl323
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    I have the pills ready in the container next to me. 100+ faves in the next 2 days, showing me that people out there actually care, and I won't kill myself. Otherwise goodbye world, it was nice while it lasted <3 At midnight Thursday, I will be leaving this world. not that anybody even cares.

  18. LuvzTheAnswer LuvzTheAnswer
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    The Hunger Games
    Is Just Around The Corner...
    Fave if : Team Peeta
    Comment if : Team Gale
    And let's see who's the top guy!

  19. sec365 sec365
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Witty really should have random as a type of quote. I've had some quotes that really don't have a type of quote.

  20. sec365 sec365
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Does anyone remember the Teen Titans?

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