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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Me: *breathes*
    Mom: EXCUSE ME?
    Me: What?
    Mom: I don't like your additude.
    Me: But I--
    Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
    Me: Okay.
    Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: *blinks*
    Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

  3. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    person: you're ugly
    Me: shhh do you hear that?
    person: hear what?
    Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
    Me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。 ・゜*

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    7 reason to date a british boy:
    1. His accent
    2. Having someone call you love
    3. His accent
    4. They dress better than american boys
    5. His accent
    6. They're cuter than american boys
    7. His accent
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

  5. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Last day of school:
    Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
    Me: I hated you all.

  6. DreamOfParadise913 DreamOfParadise913
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    You know why everybody wants love?
    i t ' s t h e c l o s e s t t h i n g w e h a v e t o m a g i c .
    ~Jojo, Aquamarine

:)

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