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LaurenDuval

  1. B* B*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    That awkward
    Moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it testicles.

  2. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Cat: Meow.
    Me: Meow?
    Cat: Meow meow.
    Me: Oh my lord, i speak cat.
    Nmq.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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