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Laureen1218

  1. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    In the hospital with my momā¤
    bring your child-to-work day
    fav if you thought she was sick

  2. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    format by keegster
    When websites asking for your age
    have the options to select the year 2012.

  3. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Never look back.
    If Cinderella went back for her shoe,
    she would have never met Prince Charming
    not my format.

  4. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    *Me and my friend talking about food*
    Me: I like french fries
    Sofie: who doesn't like fries?
    Me: people that are allergic to it.

  5. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:05am UTC
    Victorious
    Cat: My dog has a black nose
    Cat: It's so cute, it's like a baby meatball
    Andre: Meatballs are brown
    Cat: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!
    #first time watching

  6. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    I want to go one day with out being judged.
    Having to worry about what to wear, how to wear my hair, what to eat, and who my friends are.

  7. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:31am UTC
    You left without even telling me
    so you think that is okay?
    i'm heartbroken

  8. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Live beautifully.
    Love completely.
    Dream passionately.

  9. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Fool me once?
    SHAME ON YOU
    fool my best friend?
    YOU'RE DEAD MEAT
    -H anna Marin

    format to keegster

  10. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    *send a message to a guy & he doesn't reply*
    Me: It's probably because I'm ugly.

  11. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    just another girl you couln't care less about
    format credit: halfempty

  13. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:26am UTC
    Dear girls,
    who take pictures in sl*tty clothes & glasses & label the caption
    "nerd lol"
    You're not a nerd; you're just a wh*re that found glasses
    Layout by CupCakez

  14. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Shoot me now, please.
    ..._...|..____________________, ,)
    ....../ `---___________----_____|]
    ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
    .....), ---.(_(__) /
    ....// (..) ), ----"
    ...//___//
    ..//___//
    .//___//
    nmq

  15. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    AN APPLE A
    DAY WILL KEEP
    ♥ ANYONE ♥
    AWAY, IF THROWN
    HARD ENOUGH

  16. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Walking on the sidewalk with my sister
    Sister: You know what would be so embarassing?
    Me: No, what?
    Sister: If you tripped right now.
    Me: No it wouldn't, there is no one walking on this sidewalk besides us.
    Sister: But if you imagine it was busier.
    Me: I don't like imagining things that aren't real.
    Sister: Then why do you imagine Josh Hutcherson is your boyfriend?
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me: NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN

  17. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Me: Can I got to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Is it an emergency?
    Me: An emergency? No. It's not an emergency. I have to go to the bathroom.
    Me: If it was an emergency, I would not be asking you to go to the bathroom.
    Me: I'd be asking you to call 911 before my bladder explodeded.
    #got to love SantagatoTV!

  18. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:29am UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Things to do today.
    1. Buy a hole
    2. Call it love
    3. Watch people fall in love

  20. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:06am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you weren't born in the 90's but you remember those shows.

:)

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