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LarryTheLemon

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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May 21, 2013 7:07pm UTC
and now that Cinderella's gone
she swallowed up the sun
a middle-class explosion could be nice.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 6:53pm UTC
Science teacher: Oh, I still have powdered sugar in my class
Classmate: Why do you have powdered sugar?
Science teacher: Because it looks like cocaine.

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