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Kaylalalaxo

  1. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    "Have you fallen in the past year?"
    Me: Pshh.. yeah. what kind of question is that?
    Commercial: Then you may qualify for a power chair scooter.
    -_-

  2. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    I've Always Wondered How
    cartoon characters paint a multi-colored picture with one paint color.
    nmf

  3. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 11:08am UTC
    All relationships
    should either be like;«
    » The Notebook or
    Dear John♥
    nmf
    sorry if this is already on here«

  4. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Google
    Google Search: The funniest guys on Earth
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2012 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: Smosh?

  5. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    what other word would you use for meat?
    thing you put in your mouth to make you feel good? ..that could mean a lot of things. ^-^ .
    -Smosh♥

  6. Kaylalalaxo Kaylalalaxo
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Mascara and Boys Don't Mix
    Chapter 1: Charlotte
    Charlotte walked into her private school, and the whole vibe inside the school changed.
    Everyone watched as Charlotte followed by her group of perfect barbies walked into the halls of their private school. Everyone stared in awe, wishing either to be them, or date them.
    I looked to the right of me and saw my boyfriend, Logan Baxter, the hottest guy at our school, join my side. I grabbed hold of his hand, and even though in just 1 week, we would officially share our 1 year anniversary, on February 14. Valentines day.
    "Hey Logan, " I said to him as I pecked him on the lips.
    "Hey Char," he responded, kissing me back. It was amazing how a simple kiss could still give you butterflies. Even after about a year of dating.
    "So babe, how about we hang out later after school? You could come over to my place and we could help each other study for the chemistry exam next week. Pleaaaaaseee? And I think we could use some catching up. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever."
    "Well, maybe its just because we just got off of vacation, and I was in California the whole vacation. But I'll have to check if I'm busy after school."
    "Well I know we just got off vacation, but we could still catch up." Yeah right your busy after school. Busy with listening to your iPod in your room all alone.
    Lately, I felt as if me and Logan weren't connecting as much as a average couple should. I mean, I definitely am in love with Logan, but my best friend Allyce and her boyfriend Ryan had been dating for about 2 years, and they never acted like this around each other. They definately didn't communicate with each other like Logan and I.
    Maybe Logan and I just weren't meant to be...
    "So
    Pro

  7. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    That moment of famousness;
    when your name is in a math problem.

  8. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    The two things girls and COD have in common;
    they both are played by boys.

  9. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    "Why do you talk so fast?"
    "Why do you listen so slow?"

  10. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 6:47am UTC
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  11. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Changing The Date
    on your paper so it looks like you did your work a lot earlier than you really did. ♥ nmf

  12. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:54am UTC
    Mv duck has a
    better IQ than you.
    I don't have a duck..
    nmf

  13. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    Who Else Still Has
    Their tanlines from Summer???♥(:


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  15. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:49am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when someone rejects a high-five from you. ♥

  16. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    That one pair of jeans
    that makes your legs look so skinny.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Kaylalalaxo Kaylalalaxo
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Missing
    Just a little preview(:
    "Charlotte! Charlotte!" I heard my mom calling my sister's name. "Time for dinner!"
    This was very strange. Charlotte was not only my twin, but my perfect-older-than-me-straight-A-perfect-sister. She was the most popular girl at school, and me, Allison Winters was no comparison to Charlotte. Of course, I think I am pretty, but in no comparison to my sister Charlotte. She had gorgeous naturally blonde hair that was perfectly straight, no need to flat iron. She had piercing blue eyes that made all the guys at school fall for her. And me, well I had the boring chestnut colored hair, and it was curly. I had green eyes that were pea green. That was my favorite thing about me. But that's it.
    "Hey Allison, will you please go get Charlotte from her room, it's time to eat, and her favorite meal is getting cold," my mom asked me in her asking tone she always used.
    "Sure," I said. Mom made Charlotte her favorite meal tonight, because it was her birthday. Me and Charlotte may be twins, but we were born just hours apart. She was born at like 11:00 at night, while I was born at 1:09 a.m.
    "Allison, today," my mother said to me.
    "Oh, right." I mumbled as I dragged my feet up the stairs. I got upstairs and knocked on her door. "Charlotte, time for dinner. Charlotte!" There was no response so I opened the door. Her room was completely empty. Except for a tiny sticky note on her bed. It read,"Come and find me if you dare, you won't find me hidden in here."
    "MOM!!" I screeched out the open window in Charlottes room.
    <<"Cuz' two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.♥">>

  20. kaylanicolexoxo kaylanicolexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:09pm UTC
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