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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 11:12am UTC

Your daily exercise consists of
putting on your skinny jeans.

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amyvalverde5
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC

If your sexy and you know it, press the fav button.
☻
nmf

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Lexi10
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC

There's a fine line
between tan, and
looking like you
rolled in Doritos

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rissa7373
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 11:57am UTC

Hands full:
Turn off light with face.
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novabieber4ever
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC

"I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
♥ nmq

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famous_13
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:45pm UTC

I'm sexy & I know it.
No. You're slutty and you blow it.

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC

credittoforgeter
you have a beautiful girl
wrapped around your finger. wake up and treat her the way she deserves to be treated..

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mayday
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Zack & Cody
graduated.
The family wizard
was revealed.
Andy gave away
his toys.
Hannah told
her secret.
Phil went
back to the future.
My childhood is officially { over . }

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andreakatelyn
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:39pm UTC

We all remember 3 adresses,
1. Your adress
2. Your best friend's adress
3. P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
nmf

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Jade672
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 11:51am UTC

I remember when I didn't
have a witty and I had a social life. .

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DirtyUndies
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:58am UTC

"Wow that's an awesome format! "
" . . . t h at 's a n ad..."

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xxalyssalovexx
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC

At night, I put the blankets waaay
over my head. Because you know,
If there's a murderer in my house, he'll walk in and be like
"I'm gonna kic- Aw shoot that person's under a blanket, I can't get him now!"
<3

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StormWolf
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 11:14pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
When you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl
Even when they talk

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:38am UTC

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked in to a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, remembered.
2) When You were younger, drew the sun on the corner of the page
3) When you were little, you thought the actual shape of a heart was <3
4) Closed the fridge door really slowly, just to see when the light went off
5) Tried to Balance the light switch between ON and OFF. ♥

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xxBestDayEverxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Those effed up erasers that screw up your paper more than the mistake did-____________-

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BeforeTheStorm33
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The other day I had a fortune cookie. It read: "Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you." There was a cat sitting next to me... -_-fml My quote, NMF

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skyyxo
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:44pm UTC

guys these days
They have more dick in their personalities than they do in there pants

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John_is_me
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Comment or fave and I will rate
you from 1-10♥
(and yes, i am a boy)

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I'm not arguing
I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

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cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC

so today,
my class went on a field trip to a chinese buffet, and we all got fortune cookies.
i opened mine, and it said
"you are beautiful."
i looked up, and he was standing there,
and said
"it's true."
true story.♥

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