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Karebear2898

  1. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when people tell you to have a "Nice Day".What if you don't want to?

  2. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 7:59pm UTC
    The urge to Smile:) when you get in trouble...

  3. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    THERE WERE FIVE IN THE BED AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID ROLL OVER ROLL OVER
    ME: WHY WERE THERE SO MANY IN THE BED?

  4. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    Why is it when you go
    stores the floor
    always seems to
    trip you?

  5. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    When you get a box of animal crackers and it says do not eat if seal is broken so i open it and waddaya know the seal was broken

  6. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    Don’t you hate it when you spend 20 minutes looking for something and it’s in your hand?

  7. OoallieoO OoallieoO
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    They shouldn't make the Ipod touch for kids
    Because if they did, it would be called the
    ITOUCH KIDS.
    -not mine

  8. Karebear2898 Karebear2898
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 4:01pm UTC
    Dear Subway,
    So you’re telling us if we eat your food we will lose weight. Who loses weight by eating? - nigahiga on YouTube

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