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  1. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Don't no one disturb the peace for riot
    Don't no one disrupt nirvanna
    Don't no one wanna blow the high

  2. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    "If we build a house in paradise, will we get to heaven still?
    If we don't have to live through Hell just to get to heaven
    I'ma stay right here, with you, 'til the hurricane comes
    'Til the tsunami comes, I've found my golden"

  3. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    I've got 3 lives
    balanced on my head
    like steak knives

  4. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 8:03pm UTC
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    All I wanted to do is say that you were mine
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    During Track Practice
    Me: *standing with Kris*
    Kris: *standing with me*
    Jacob: Check it out, it's my shotput, Bertha
    Kris: *takes Bertha*
    Jacob: Yeah that hoe weighs 12 pounds
    Me: *dies*
    Kris: *dies*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Darker times
    They're telling boulder heavier lies
    Looks like all we've got is each other
    the truth is obsolete

  10. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    silent moments, medatative poses
    You break my focus, you make me laugh

  11. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    If any of you have ever watch jenna marbles or grav3yardgirl
    I officially love you

  12. beatleslove beatleslove
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:19am UTC
    Me talking to Mac about track
    Mac: Dude! Our thingy is in like two days!!!
    Me: I know! I'm flipping out because I probably won't throw because I'm weak!
    Me: LOOK AT THESE NOODLE ARMS!!!!!
    Me: *Shakes arms everywhere*
    Mac: *Laughs, falls out of windows, and dies*

  13. Hi_Im_Sam Hi_Im_Sam
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Mum: go to bed!
    Me: one more video
    Mum: okay just one more
    Me: *watches http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UjuYtgMDIg *

  14. KaylaChester123 KaylaChester123
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:46am UTC
    You are my first
    My last
    My everything

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