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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Awkward Moment
when a witty boy put this as their quote
"Fave this if you think I'm hot"
The boy who put it on there actually fave his own quote
So you really think you are hot?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC

if you don't do stupid sh/t while you're young,
you'll have nothing to laugh about when you're old.
my logic for "the end of the world".

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:45pm UTC

"girls go to college to get more knowledge,
boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:47pm UTC

whenever you're feeling down, remember that
you weren't the girl who turned Liam Payne down 5+ times.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

when i was little i would put my
arms in my shirt and tell people i lost my arms.
lol jk, i did that today.

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BeautyMagic
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC

"I can tell you the key to succsess,
but the key to faliure is to please
everyone."
~Ed Sheeran♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Just_Keep_Swimming
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC

If this Quote Gets
200+ Faves
On 12/21/12
I Will Text My Crush Saying,
"If the words ends today, I just want you to know that I have a huge crush on you."

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:16pm UTC

when i hold doors for people:
kids: ....
teenagers: ..thanks..
adults: thank you.
older people: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG WOMAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG WOMAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:44pm UTC

"on a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good was my hiding spot?"
well, honestly, you're gonna get caught anyway.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:51pm UTC

i don't understand those couples that
fight and a minute later change their facebook relationship status to "single".
i mean, i fight with my mom but you don't see me
change my status to "orphan."

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:55pm UTC

i am really bothered by the fact that
basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. you know, i think peas are disgusting, but we're not maKING THAT ILLEGAL NOW ARE WE?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask anything from you, but simply to thank you, for all that I have.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:08pm UTC

"hating on taylor won't make harry love you."
well loving taylor won't make harry love me either, so what's your point?

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chimmey97
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 4:12pm UTC

I've been having a terrible week. I
started crying in class today and the
teacher let me go to the bathroom. As
I walked in the bathroom, a girl
noticed me crying.
She came up to me,
hugged me, and said,
"Don't cry.You're too
pretty to cry.
She honestly made my day ♥

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JoeSantagatoTv
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 11:53am UTC

Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato
Thanks for the dinner @TacoBell
TACO BELL @TacoBell
@JoeSantagato Your welcome, Joe. What did you get?
Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato
@TacoBell I got diarrhea but it was worth it.

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JoeSantagatoTv
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC

"Who would servive in the woods the longest?"
Joe's Mom: I could do it. I'm pretty strong.
Joe: No w-
Joe's Mom: I hade four kids!!
Joe: Yeah well you can't give birth to a shelter, that's gonna support you in the jungle!

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JoeSantagatoTv
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:30pm UTC

*Keith brought up condoms*
Joe's Mom: Like that song, Condom Style.
Joe: It's Gangnam Style.

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JoeSantagatoTv
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:37pm UTC

"If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?"
Thomas: This is easy for me, because I actually went and saw a shamin(I don't know how to spell it)
Joe: What is a shamin? Isn't that like.. Toilet paper?
Shannon: That's Charmin..

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