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  1. rej3ctz rej3ctz
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:07am UTC
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  2. xoLiviee12 xoLiviee12
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    When I buy a bag of air,
    & the company is nice enough to put in some chips.

  3. hikyler hikyler
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    my parents never had the "talk" with me,
    and yet, I know almost everything there is to know.

  4. BlackenedSnow BlackenedSnow
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    you just see right through me, but if you only knew me, we could be a beautiuful miracle, unbelievable, instead of just invisible

    nmf

  5. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:49am UTC
    A thousand miles seems pretty far,
    But they've got planes and trains and cars,
    I'd walk to you if I had no other way.

  6. morganrachelll morganrachelll
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    Live like a princess
    Look like Barbie.
    Party like Ke$ha.

  7. xxpuzoxx12 xxpuzoxx12
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:59am UTC
    Some people can't sleep
    because they have insomnia
    I can't sleep because I have internet connection ♥

  8. court9898 court9898
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    I'v never actually finished a bottle of
    nail polish . . . ❤

  9. vwongz vwongz
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:16am UTC
    I love it when guys
    use smileys when they text :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. rachellllx23 rachellllx23
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    There’s plenty of fish in the sea
    ------------♥-----------♥------------♥------------
    I just suck at fishing

  12. JupiterDr0ps JupiterDr0ps
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    That moment when,
    You're drinking something
    and someone makes you laugh
    then you can't swallow it
    so you think you're gonnna choke and die.

    nmf

  13. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 10:28am UTC
    old enough to know better,
    young enough not to care.

  14. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:15am UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when a guy is protective over you? ♥

  15. haappykaayytee8 haappykaayytee8
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 12:59am UTC
    It's funny how some girls go from
    "duck, duck, goose" to
    "F**k, F**k, loose."

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Dude, What The Hell ?!
    d o n ' t t a l k a b o u t t h a t i n f r o n t o f m y p a r e n t s !

  17. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    The girl with the smallest boobs acts like she has friggen double D's

  18. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:26am UTC
    What if
    your pillow could collect your dreams,
    and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer
    and watch them all over again. o:

  19. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    #4
    JERSEY SH ORE
    Snooki
    I’m not sure what lobsters eat, but I think
    they eat like insects or something… so I was
    gunna feed them worms.

  20. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    #5
    JERSEY SH ORE
    Snooki
    I thought I broke my vagína bone....
    It was horrible.

:)

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