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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Oh stop it now!!!
Because you deserve to be flattered :)
BRING BACK 2011 WITTY CAMPAIGN 2K15
EW WHY U TELL ME THIS I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT COCKROACH PIECES.
But I don't know where to start....Give me a topic and I'll update you about it orz
(Yes, I do see ze emojis (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง )

Dis iz l8 :(
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
AS IF I COULD FORGET SOMEONE LIKE YOU
IT HAS BC IT'S NOW 2015, BOOM! IK, I'M SORRY THAT MY PARENTS ARE STRANGE AND AFRAID OF THE INTERWEB. WITTY NEEDS TO BE REVIVED.
Awh, my poor Pluto! My brother's in college now and every time he visits her just SLEEPS so I feel your pain, in a roundabout way!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW???? WHAT SHALL I UPDATE THEE ON?
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
HI, STRANGER. WHO DA FAQ R U?
Pluto you've left me hanging for a year!!!!
But I'm very good, thank you. How about you?
How was your holiday?
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOUR HAIR IS LOOKING SO NICE AND WAVY UGH HATE U
I'm great, thanks! Christmas was so lovely and now it's snowing outside! Arnuad got to stay for Christmas and he gave me this candle with a ring inside it <3<3
Yes <3 he gives me so many flowers like I take so many pictures of them so he keEPS BUYING ME THEM!!!!
How about you? How was your holiday? WHAT DID YOU GET?!
Did Oscar reply to your letter? Of course he has, it's been like a month. Désolé about that, I don't know how I stay away from you for so long - it's not normal.
Either way, the snail joke was on point - it made me smile. My best friend (who is English) calls me a snail all the damn time (or a frog), so I call him rosbif and yeah, we are a lot of stereotypical foods. Awh, that was nice of him! Like really nice, I have a friend who speaks German and I have him translate things for me but if he has to scroll down to see it all he's like "Es ist nicht deine Schuld, aber ich bin nicht Ihre Hausaufgaben" and I'm like lol wot ich verstehe kein Deutsch..Sorry for bad German ;)
YOU'RE SO LOVELY. I always feel so happy when you comment because they're always so nice and sweet and funny and genuine. I'm smiling so big now, I'm like :D
I'm so bad at video games, my brother got Far Cry 4 recently and he let me play once but I killed his character in ten seconds flat
I agree that school is poop, I'm so glad I've got break until January. Not worries, I apologise even more for this being a MONTH late. Christmas has kept me busy, I guess!
AWH BUT YOU DO NOT LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, MON CANADIENNE GÂTEAU <3
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO YOU IS GURL.
Omg Pluto u old. JK.
I have the newest iPhone and all my friends are like "BEND IT", I'm like "back off btches this cost money I ain't bending sh/t/"
Idk, I think it's more a cécile's parents thing. My parents basically know everything in case I get abducted and probed.
IT'S V GOOD, THANK U. I have a week holiday and then back to schooool. How about yourself?
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Thanks, but I just found it on google - sorry!
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
thank you so much for your comment!
it really made my day, you beautiful human being!
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Look how the tables have turned
I don't know who this beautiful madam is, but I'm doing well. How about yourself?
Thank you, dearest :)
I would but 1; my phone is broke (iPhone are kinda shtty. And 2; contrary to popular believe my parents are strict af, and whilst the internet is kind of/sort of/sometimes a safe haven, my phone is a different matter.
Mama and Papa will be like WHO DIS HAVE U MET THEM THEY PEDO CÉCILE U SO STOOPID
And then Cécile will be grounded for 6600000 years
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
First off, damn girl you hot as sht
Secondly, this is a month late! All the apologies!
And thirdly, SHUT UP CALLING ME FLAWLESS LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE PIC BTCH!!!
Omfg, that's so cute and great! ASDFGHJKL, ARTHUR SOUNDS SO CUTE AND NICE AND SWEET. His constant thanking is asdfghjkl. His mama called him a little garden? Haha, what?! OH MY FCKING GOD HANNAH THIS IS SERIOUS FLIRTING. Omg, I can't over this I'm so happy for you it all sounds so great and awesome and sweet. I'm losing it bc you slept on his shoulder during a trip that is one major romance movie moment there. I can see why you melted, because I am right now. AND THE LEANING AND THE HAND-HOLDING, OH MY GOD STOP THIS TOO CUTE ARGH. ASDFGHJIOKFHFUHWEFHWEFDKLKFLGJLFJLFQ.
OSCAR AND HANNAH
SITTING IN A TREE
MAKING HELLA CUTE
BABIES
Little cute French-speaking babies, yes.
Have you guys been keeping in touch?
Also, congrats on the weight loss, you must be so proud! Because I am :) It's really great that your achieving your goal in a healthy fashion as well :D
I started my vacance about a month ago, and I go back on the 1st :(((
Are you back yet?
I LOVE YOU MORE.
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
I cannot seem to reply to you comment, but please know that
your comment on my recent quote made me really happy, thank you so much for your kindness and consideration :)
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Thank you so much for you kind comment!
It really made my day :)
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
milly befriended a stranded star
whose rays five languid fingers were;
and molly was chased by a horrible thing
which raced sideways while blowing bubbles:and

may came home with a smooth round stone
as small as the world and as big as alone

for whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
it's always ourselves we find in the sea
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
YOUR SMILE IS SO STRAIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Oh cool! I'm going on holiday with my boyfriend next month too, except we're going to Cannes.
I can't wait for summer but it's sluggish at the moment.
Yes, totally!
Awh, thank you so much!!!
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
I'm good, thanks. You have any plans recently?
And thank you!!! You're gorgeous by the way :)
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
How are you?
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Hi there
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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Well, I think your layout is cute. Like your face.
That wasn't creepy.

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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
ASDFGHJKL! Thank you, sweetie!
Godammit Hannah I'm months late in replying but you are looking so fine. I'm like zayum.
Also, you are not worthless! Anything but, you're like vintage Chanel.
Ilysm, please love yourself!

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*Pierre-Auguste* · 9 years ago
Well, thanks! I have a very kind friend to thank for these layouts :)
Speaking of, yours is looking fine.
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