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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    And When he Looks at Me..
    It's Like ME and Him are the Only Ones There...
    <3

  3. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    I am not a Therapist.
    Solve your own problems.
    Sincerely,
    Annoyed Math Student

  4. battylover126 battylover126
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    A girl wears skinny jeans all week to wear sweats all week-end


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  6. chrissaysrawr chrissaysrawr
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:26am UTC
    I have 5 fingers for a reason...
    Thumb - To show the world i'm going to be ok
    Index - To pick out my dearest family members
    Middle - For those jerks that push me too far
    Ring - For that special someone
    Pinky - For my best friends & the promises i'll never break
    nmf nmq

  7. xoSummerlove14 xoSummerlove14
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    A girl,
    no matter how many times she denies it, she will always remember every detail, every moment, every peice of memories you've left her. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    [♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥]
    NMF


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  9. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  10. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  11. red_vans101 red_vans101
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:00am UTC
    I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me. I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep, or telling their friends about me. I can't picture anyone getting butterflies just because I said hi to them, or even just smiled at them. I can't picture someone smiling at their computer screens or their cell phones when we're talking. I mean like... Why would they even do that? I'm just me.
    Nothing extraordinary or special.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    *In 25 years*
    Me: "You know, when I was a kid, I had the Iphone 4S and used Siri for information."
    My kid: "Omg Mom, that's so lame. I have the Iphone 500, and it makes my bed, cleans my clothes, and makes my dinner."
    nmq

  14. xxkeeping_it_realxx56 xxkeeping_it_realxx56
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    dear all you guys on witty,
    can you all please stop trying to pick up girls here!! this isnt a dating site! its a site where normal people like to vent or talk but not try to get a new bf/gf. so please stop making innapproiate quotes. i understand that some guys arent doing that but its the ones that are that ruin it. so please, if you wanna meet girls, get off the this site because it really gets annoying seeing soooo much quotes saying "fav for a rate" or "whos hotter?" etc. reality check: no one cares about that kind of stuff so please stop invading witty. and i know i'm not the only one who thinks this way too. so just stop asking soo desperate and fake. no one finds that attractive in real life.
    sincerely,
    all those normal girls and (some guys) on witty who are tired of seeing this.

  15. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    You make me smile,
    when you don't even mean to.

  16. ImmaDinosaur ImmaDinosaur
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Sometimes
    When I say "I'm okay",I want someoneTo look me in the eyes,Hug me tight,And say,"I KnowYou Are Not"

  17. VolleyballCrazy14 VolleyballCrazy14
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    Umm wierd?
    ----------------------
    *kid who has bullied me forever sits behind me on the bus*
    Him: kayleigh pull up your shirt
    * I look down and quickly pull it up a little*
    Him: nice red bra by the way
    * shows him the strap and gives my biggest smile*
    Me: actually its pink.
    Him: thats hot... hey guys move im sitting with kayleigh
    * i just continue listening to my music, he yells at me so i turn it down. *
    Him: give me a headphone
    Me; ew no.
    Him: come on kayleigh, its either that or i take a nap on your shoulder
    * i quickly give him the headphone but blast the music so he takes it out*
    him: hey i give you props for listening to good music
    *he smiles and i turn to look out the window in silence for 10 minutes*
    Him: we should hang out over winter break
    Me: um you moved out of my neighborhood
    Him: i could walk down.
    *he holds fist up to fist bump, i glare*
    Him: its either this or a hug
    * i fist bump, he grins and winks and walks off the bus*
    SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:17am UTC
    One Direction Fact #13
    Louis loves macaroni & cheese but,
    has to get Harry to make it for him as he can't cook.

  20. ImmaDinosaurSister ImmaDinosaurSister
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:04am UTC
    If Barbie is so popular,
    why do you have to buy her friends?

:)

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