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Im_Not_A_Hero

1. rawrrrrx3
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   August 1, 2011 11:56am UTC
   I wish, I wish, with all my heart,
   to fly with dragons, in a land apart.
   
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2. SpreadALittleLove97
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   August 1, 2011 9:03pm UTC
   Grandma moment #5
   "IM RIDING SOLO!
   IM RIDING SOLO!"
   "Grandma please! Not at grandpa's funeral!
   
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3. silje_x3
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   August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   If you were born in the 90's
   The best P.E. lessons involved
   a rainbow colored parachute
   
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12. annawashere
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    July 30, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    harry potter quote #1
    fred: oh, are you a prefect, percy? you should've said something, we had no idea.
    george: hang on, i think i remember him saying something about it once..
    fred: or twice...
    george: a minute...
    fred: all summer.
    percy: oh shut up!
    
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13. annawashere
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    July 30, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    harry potter quote #2
    *stuck in the devil snare*
    hermione: stop moving, this is devils snare! you have to relax. if you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
    ron: kill us faster? oh now i can relax!
    
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14. annawashere
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    July 30, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    harry potter quote #3
    ron: why spiders? why can't we just follow the butterflies?
    
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15. annawashere
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    July 31, 2011 12:15am UTC
    harry potter quote #4
    *in divination class*
    ron: right, you've got a crooked sort of cross...that means you're going to have 'trials and suffering', sorry about that. but there's this thing that could be the sun...hang on, that means 'great happiness.' so you're going to suffer...but be very happy about it.
    
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16. annawashere
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    July 31, 2011 12:52am UTC
    harry potter quote #8
    *after receiving their christmas sweaters*
    george weasley: you don't got a letter on yours. i suppose she thinks you won't forget your name. but we're not stupid; we know we're called Gred and Feorge.
    
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17. annawashere
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    July 31, 2011 12:57am UTC
    harry potter quote #9
    *discussing the golden egg*
    george weasley: i thought it sounded a bit like percy singing...maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, harry!
    
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18. annawashere
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    July 31, 2011 1:02am UTC
    harry potter quote #10
    hermione to ron: just because you have the emotional rate of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!
    
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19. annawashere
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    July 31, 2011 1:08am UTC
    harry potter quote #11
    *harry put his wand in his back pocket*
    madeye moody: hey! don't put your wand there, better wizards than you have lost buttocks you know!
    tonks: who do you know thats lost a buttock..?
    
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20. annawashere
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    July 31, 2011 1:26am UTC
    harry potter quote #13
    lavender: oh professor look! which planet is this?
    professor trelawney: thats uranus, my dear.
    ron: hey lavendar, can i have a look at uranus too?
    ahahahaha i just got that. clever.
    
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