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ILoveOneDirection

  1. PixieDustx PixieDustx
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Want to hear something funny about my boyfriend?
    Yeah ok.
    -.....haha, funny right?
    What?
    I said......
    I can't hear you.
    Do you have your hearing aid in?
    Do you even have a boyfriend?
    ........I think you need to get a hearing aid.
    I think you need to get a funnier boyfriend.
    ...........

  2. graciedetter27 graciedetter27
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 11:59am UTC
    She's as fake as .Her Hair & Make Up.

  3. X_LoVe_Is_ToXiC_X X_LoVe_Is_ToXiC_X
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Life is a whooole lot funnier...
    when you have a dirty mind:D

  4. saraah14 saraah14
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    WHEN SOMEONE WAS
    WILLING TO DROWN
    WITH ME, I REALLY
    DIDN'T WANT TO
    DROWN ANYMORE.
    -MARILYN MANSON

  5. yand21 yand21
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    A one minute kiss burns
    26 calories
    Wanna lose weight with me? ;)

  6. LaLaLuLu LaLaLuLu
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Dear Brother singing in the shower,
    Your voice is lovely. Beyonce would be jealous.
    Sincerely, you'll see this on youtube

  7. Peacock_halle862 Peacock_halle862
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    2 billion people in the world and i only want you <3

  8. krunchcutie111 krunchcutie111
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Hey You,
    yes, you. stop being unhappy with yourself. you are perfect. stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. love them. without those things you wouldn't be you. and why would you want to be anyone else? be confident with who you are. smile. it'll draw people in. if anyone hates on you because you are happy with yourself then you stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it. my happiness will not depend on others anymore. i'm happy because i love who i am. i love my flaws. i love my imperfections. they make me, me. and "me" is pretty darn
    a m a z i n g .♥
    nmq.nmf.
    format credit to: endless___

  9. YounqqLove YounqqLove
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment You Make Eye Contact With Somebody When You Are Eating A Banana
    .

  10. sm97 sm97
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    I need to
    love myself
    be skinnier

  11. laydown_dieslow laydown_dieslow
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    choice one:
    go pee and come back to witty later
    X
    choice two:
    stay on witty and complain how much you have to pee

:)

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