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  1. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:25am UTC
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    Look at me like
    I'm the only one
    you see. ♥
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  2. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Lets get atleast100 faves
    for the soilders
    to come home for
    Christmas. ♥
    Credit to tiffrose22
    Format: twilightgirl995

  3. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    Hey all of you Witty people! If your interested in having your page done on here! Check out: VictoriaRose88! She has done some pages already <including mine and I love it!> Just ask her! But a heads up! She's going to have to have your password to get onto your page!! She is a very good person and would not do anything stupid! You can trust her!! Thanks for taking your time to read this! But still. . . .check her out and talk to her!:)

  4. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Why do we sleep through Church, but stay awake for a 3 hr movie? Why is it so hard to pray, but easy to curse? Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones?
    Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God? Gonna ignore this? Afraid to get laughed at? The Lord said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father." Re-post this if you believe in Jesus.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  5. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    today on the bus this girl told my boyfriend, "Come on Nolan! Just look at her!
    In the eyes, by the way."
    He said "Why?" and the girl goes,
    "Nolan just do it and then I will tell you."
    So he looks into my eyes, and the girl
    and her friend go "Awwwwwwwwwwh!" I said to the girl,"Nina, why did he have to do that?" and she said to me,"If he looks into
    your eyes and his pupils get big,
    it means he loves you. He loves you.

  6. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    Don't look for someone who will solve all your problems
    but instead look for someone who won't let you face them alone. ♥

  7. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 7:24am UTC
    Every Rose has it's Thorns ♥

  8. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    When you hug a guy and he hugs you back tighter! ♥

  9. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    My sister has a boyfriend. They hug. They hold hands. She say's he loves her, they talk on the phone all night. I wish I could have a relationship like that. I'm 15. . . . she's 6!
    NMF

  10. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    I was washing my hands today in the bathrom and I look up and see a spider on my cheek! Panicking! I slapped myself in the face as hard as i could to kill it, Turns out the spider was on the mirror! D:
    NMF

  11. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Today for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic! Later, when I was in the shower my brother snuck in the bathroom and yelled, "NAPALM STRIKE!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell!!
    NMQ

  12. JesusFreak229 JesusFreak229
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    **The most funny Equation**
    9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
    9x - 7i 9x - 21u
    - 7i < -21u
    7i < 21u
    i <3 u

:)

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