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HorrificallyDelicious
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:45am UTC

The awkward moment
When someone goes
'I love American accents'
and you're like
'What accent?'
Because you dont think of it
As an accent

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posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:23am UTC

That awkward moment
When your just sitting there
Bored out of your mind
And you end up cleaning out your nails
Like, 'how did that get in there!?'

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posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Me: okay think of something awesome to put as a quote
Me: hmm
Me: *writes out quote*
Me: no, that sucks
Me: *erases*
Me: just do something random
Me: okay
Me: *writes something stupid and random*
Me: close enough
Me: *submits*
Quote: 2faves 0comments
Me: yup that sounds about right.

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posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:01am UTC

That frustrating moment
when your in a fight on youtube
And all of a sudden its like
'Too many comments
please wait before posting'
Fushhh

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posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:49am UTC

All these buckets of rain
Ive heard enough about
You say that I lie
I am a gentlemen
Didn't I ask for a place I could stay
What were we both thinkin'
The next part just got in the way
You were just always talkin' 'bout
Changing, changing,
What if I was the
Same man, same man,
Same that I always was

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posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:33am UTC

Friend: I have Boyfriend by JB stuck in my head. You should sing it with me
Me: uhh... okay...
Friend: You start...
Me: uhh... okay...
Me: *thinking* okay... boyfriend lyrics
Me: *thinking* your boy boy b-b-boy b-b-boyfriend
Me: *thinking* no, that's big time rush!
Me: *thinking* well I can remember what the other one is
Me: *thinking* okay, just sing the btr one and see if she notices
Me: You're lookin' for a boyfriend, I see that...
Friend: seriously.
Me: *awkward smile*
Friend: *facepalm*

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posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC

You know you're a teenager
when you and your best friend
are playing webkinz together.
so legit.

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC

okay, so, uh
like 98% of you wont care
but i told a few people id talk to them when i got back from camp
an i kinda forgot who
soooo yeahhh
this is for those people
message me i shall reply asap
even if you wernt one of them X3
k... that is all
you may keep reading now

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HorrificallyDelicious
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:36pm UTC

la la la la
la la la la
elmos world!

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:00am UTC

Okay guys,
so thanks to my very awesome new friend
(because the internet is the only place i have friends)
i have descovered the band
Marianas Trench
and im telling you about it because
theyre awesome
like really, really awesome
and i think you guys will like them
even you directioners
so give them a chance? ^_^

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 3:36am UTC

*watching commericial*
*guy trying to use huge scissors to trim off short facial hair*
me:wtf are you trying to hurt your face?
him:nearly cuts nose off
me:really? /facepalm/

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:51am UTC

im leaving for summer camp in like ten hours,
im only half packed,
and im on witty.
i am the definition of a wittian X3

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:29am UTC

holy shiz
i just saw a commercial for a portable solar charger
SO NOW OUR MOBILE DEVISES CAN STFU ABOUT HOW THE BATTERYS DYING!!! WE CAN CHARGE OUT SHIZ WHEREVER WE GO!!!
/happy dance/

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HorrificallyDelicious
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:00am UTC

♥ if its 2am right now
EAST COAST BABY!

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 1:43am UTC

Dear Friends,
I dont care if you lick my hand while its over your mouth. im not gonna pull away.
Sincerily, my hand is probably over your mouth for a good reason anyways.

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 1:35am UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 1:21am UTC

This quote does not contain meat.

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posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:00am UTC

"ew, these blueberry mini wheats are stale!"
-eats them anyways-
true story

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posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:35pm UTC

im going to camp for a week
i know youre all gonna miss my smexiness!
lol jk most of you dont know me
but i just wanted to say bye for now!
hopefully all this drama will be done when i get back
k bye beautifuls!

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posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:33am UTC

Quote: i really love *random object*
Me: haha so do i!
-then the person who made the quote writes on my profile-
Him: omg i absolutly hate *my favorite band*
Me: whatttt
Him: well i hate all screamo music but *my favorite band* is the worst!
DUDE
i was agreeing with you and this is what you do?
what. the. f*ck.

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