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teresiemoo
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May 15, 2012 9:53pm UTC

When someone
tries to bring you
DOWN,
It only means you're
above them.

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Bubbles123456
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 2:38pm UTC

__________
FISH ARE FRIENDS
NOT FOOD.
Text here text here text here
__________

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mayday
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Spend a little more
TIME TRYING TO MAKE ««
SOMETHING OF [ YOURSELF ] & A LITTLE LESS TIME TRYING [x] [x] [x]
to IMPress people
- The Breakfast Club||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||x

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foreverisalie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:02pm UTC

maybe,
i'm tired . yeah, maybe i'm done.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flamingobear
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:41pm UTC

&the little girl asked her
why she was crying
she closed her eyes &
said in a whisper
that society can kill the girl that used to have all the strength in the world
nmf

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abkamel*
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC

(`-`) (._. ) (· - ·) ( ._.) ( ' -')
Oh, Excuse Me . I am just looking for my invisible penguin...
My giraffe scared him and he ran away with my hedgehog.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 5:55pm UTC

If I illegally download a movie in Jamaica,
am I a pirate of the Caribbean?

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:40pm UTC

10 ways to annoy your teachers:
1. When the teacher asks you a question, simply say "im sorry, the
brain you have tried to reach has disconnected. please leave me alone
or try again later. thank you"
2. When she called your name for attendance, yell "ABSENT!"
3. Wave your hand like crazy and yell "pick
me! pick me!" and when
she finally picks on you, say "nevermind"
4. When she turns off the lights, sing opera loudly, then when she turns
them back on, stare around the room like you had no idea what just
happened.
5. Walk into the classroom like a superspy. then break out into ninja
moves.
6. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
7. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice
8. When she asks you why you were late, say your goldfish died, then
burst into tears
9. After the teacher finishes yelling at a student, yell to the teacher
"SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG, DON'T THEY?"
10. When someone knocks on the door, yell
"OH NO! THEY'VE COME
FOR ME, HAVEN'T THEY?!?"

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gnarlyxbarbie
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SiriuslyStunned
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:32pm UTC

You're as fake
as the Toothfairy.
Nmf.
licecullenxo
Not my format, dredit to❤

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babytumbler
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Dear Teachers,
If I sit next to my friend i'll whisper to her, if you move me away i'll shout to her... it's your choice!

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Today in class,
i texted my boyfriend, and told him I was bored. Not even 5 minutes later, he came running in, yelling, "Troll! Troll in the dungeons! Just thought you oughtta know." Then promptly collapsed on the floor, just like in Harry Potter. I think I've found the one <3

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 4:53pm UTC

bad decisions ⇨ good stories

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smileitspretty
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 4:24pm UTC

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the floor laughing because on the screen it says "Error. not long enough."
NMQ

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just_another_lonely_girl
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 4:19pm UTC

A woman needs a man,
like a fish needs a bicycle
nmq

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Meghan*
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 4:24pm UTC

ThreeasdasdThe
Battery is fine!
allcredittocaptivated
f*ck.

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lillyann_13
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Went to the Doctor's today & found out I was born with too much awesomeness..
The most common side effect is an over abundance of haters..
but no worries, I'll survive.

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