Witty Profiles

Heyylan

tengakino
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 7:45pm UTC
Dear Mom,
Why was I born in the wrong country?
Sincerely, wanting to meet all my favorite artists and be called "love" not "shawty".

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yourcool
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June 21, 2012 11:03pm UTC
I always put stuff in a safe place,
so I won't lost it, but then I always forget where my safe place is...

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Suuushine
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC
Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
did you just read that in the guys voice?
♥

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b1air
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:51am UTC
i fight my own
battles. lol jk
Pikachu, I choose you!
b1air

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