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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    The only bad thing about eating Jolly Ranchers is
    When you bite down and your teeth get stuck together the only thing left to do is hope that your teeth are still in your mouth afterwards.

  2. poeticboy1220 poeticboy1220
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    The Kill:
    If I cried you a river,
    I would use it to drown you,
    So you could choke on my sorrow,
    Until you feel the way I do,
    If my spilled blood was an ocean,
    I would bathe you in red,
    I would hold you down under,
    Until you're finally dead,
    If my hate was a forest,
    I'd leave you cold and alone,
    I would allow you to starve,
    Until you're nothing but bone,
    If my love was the air,
    You would struggle for breath,
    Because my love has now died,
    And you'll follow it's death,
    I will Fight to destroy you,
    Until your heart remains still,
    And in the end you will realize,
    You're to blame for the kill.

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
    I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

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