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GO2HELL

1. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 10:00pm UTC
   The only thing better then pitbulls is...
   Money
   Power
   Love
   Family
   Dora
   Donuts
   More pitbulls
   
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2. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 8:39pm UTC
   I'm the kind of girl.
   That would k!ll alot of people.
   If there wasn't a punishment.
   
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3. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 8:35pm UTC
   At 3 shes playing with barbies, getting ready for the first day of school.
   At 5 she's in school, then watching siblings play poker looking up to them
   At 7 shes playing poker with her friends using allowences and barbies
   At 9 she has real cash and is still learning tricks
   At 11 she is rich and knows poker, a master
   At 13 she is expelled from all schools for fighting and cursing
   At 15 she is gambling for money 50$ a night
   At 17 she is playing poker with the big boys winning and getting d®ugs
   At 19 she's playing beer pong and staying up all night with friends shooting héro!n
   At 21 she is arrested for drugs
   At 32 she joins a gang and escapes jail
   At 34 she meets him and they have a baby
   At 36 she gets sent back to jail for 4 years
   At 38 she gets stabbed in jail and goes home
   At 40 she is walking with her baby and is shot
   At 40 ten minutes later she dies.
   Don't think this is fake.
   It happens all the time.
   And people predict this is my story.
   I'll post the other half in a week or so...
   
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4. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 7:39pm UTC
   Last night we went to this very scary maze thing and
   the first one wasn't haunted, but the second one was. I
   went in it and the first thing i noticed was gas, the smell
   of gas, so my sister and i kept walking and we kept
   hearing people scream and then we turned this corner
   and a guy dressed as a zombie thing jumped out with a
   chainsaw. I screamed and started sprinting with my sister.
   When we lost him we kept seeing more and more people
   dressed up trying to scare us ( and they did it was supposed
   to be that way). And they kept blocking our way so this one
   guy jumped out as a zombie and scared me so badly I fell
   down and curled up in a ball to make him leave. Then as
   I closed my eyes i felt him pull me up, and when i turned
   around he was gone so i ran back to my group.
   Even though it was a silly stupid thing, it still felt good that someone cared about me.
   Even if it was fake.
   It was great.
   
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5. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   The only time I Really Run
   Is when I'm being chased.
   
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6. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 3:38pm UTC
   My middle finger is litteraly stronger then my tounge
   For holding it up instead of saying something.
   
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7. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 4:30pm UTC
   America:
   Is not the best country in the world. I agree but it is not the worst.
   Just remember there are kids in america hearing others say their country is the worst.
   America:
   Is not the smartest in the country. Nor the dumbest.
   Just remember true americans are the best at having REAL fun. Well at least one of the best.
   America:
   Is not the fattest. Nor the thinnest
   Just remember we aren't the ones that invented enormes tacos.
   America:
   Is not the most dangerous country. Nor the most peaceful.
   Just remember i live in the city with the murder capital, BEATING NYC, and i have seen worse.
   America:
   Is my freaking country. So don't be hating.
   Just remember, I love the world but America beats all in my opinion.
   -True American
   
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8. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 6:34pm UTC
   Don't drop that gas pedal, gas pedal,
   wiggle
   like yo tryin make my milkshakes bring all
   the boys to the yard and theyre like I got the
   eye of a tigar, fighter dancing in the fire
   because of you i never thought i could feel
   this power and your so supersonic wanna
   feel your powers stun me with your lasers
   your kiss just set it off im glad we had this
   talk. nothing like you and me.
   i know, weird, i just got bored.
   
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9. GO2HELL
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   Today
   You are you that is truer then true
   There
   Is no one alive that is youer then you.
   nmq
   
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10. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    So My friends and i were
    talking, about twerking....
    And one of my friends said, " I don't know how to twerk againest a wall!!!"
    so my other friend tried to do it but she fell.
    So im like ok dude! step back.
    So i started doing it and everyone started laughing and then im like nailed it.
    it was so funny. :D
    
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11. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    No matter the size,
    No matter the shape,
    No matter the colors or the time that you wake,
    No matter the speed,
    No matter the strength,
    No matter the paws or your own length,
    No matter the breed,
    No matter the lead,
    No matter the scars,
    No matter the beatings,
    No matter how bad people discriminate you,
    No matter the home,
    No matter the street,
    No matter the teeth,
    No matter if you love me or not,
    I Will Always Take you somewhere safe, where someone loves you. Someone who is an actual human who doesn't care if you are known for fighting or not.
    I Will Always Love You
    
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12. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Hey guys...
    as you know i LOVVEEE pitbulls,
    And some people don't...
    well i just found out that my
    grandma's dog is a American
    ScaffordShire Terrier; a pitbull..
    And lemme tell you,
    She is the nicest dog i have ever met
    in my WHOLE life.
    Not even my dogs are that nice.
    Shes shy, cute, lovable, and fearful,
    but she is perfect...
    
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13. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Secrets Are Hidden Deep Inside The Ones Who Have
    None
    
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14. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    Some people
    Think of me as sweet, gentle, weak, anti-social, and girly-girl.
    Others
    Think of me as mean, hardcore, strong, too-social, and a tomboy.
    I Prefer being called Hardcore, Strong, Too-Social, Mean and a Tomboy.
    It makes me feel like I'm myself.
    Like i can stand up to people,
    I Really don't care I'm mean.
    I love myself.
    It makes me feel like I'm different,
    In the Best way possible.
    
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15. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    don't drop that
    thun thun thun,
    EHHHHHH!!!
    don't drop that
    thun thun thun,
    EHHHHH!! EH!
    don't drop that
    thun thun thun,
    Don't drop that
    thu thu thu,
    EHHHHHH!!!
    dont drop that
    thu thu,
    EHHH EHH!
    dont drop that
    thu thu thun,
    EYY EYY!!
    dont drop that
    thu thu thun,
    EHHHH! EH!
    Don't drop that
    thu thu thun,
    EHHH!!!
    DON'T DROP THAT
    THU THU THUN!!!!
    
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16. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Here's some of my confessions:
    1. I'm always alert.
    2. I'm kinda violent
    3. I'm a s3xist
    4. i kinda like 1 song from 1D thats it.
    5. i have stolen
    6. i have hit someone
    7. i have thought about suicide
    8. i used to be in a g.ng
    9. i like donuts
    10. im kinda random :P
    
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17. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I Really Hate when people say America is the fatest, laziest, stupid, and worst country in the world. Lets get things straight.
    1. Mexico is the fatest country in the world.
    2. CANADA is the laziest country in the world.
    3. Ethiopia is the stupidest country in the world.
    AND
    4. Somalia And North Korea are the worst country's in the world.
    Now don't get me wrong i would never say they are bad, i'll respect them even though they have bad standerds.
    But please stop saying they are bad and if u wanna fight some more, you know what? IM PROUD TO BE A STUPID, FAT, LAZY, AMERICAN THAT LIVES IN THE WORST COUNTRY.
    Low standards are everywhere, not just here.
    
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18. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Eminem really showed me when he was space bound.
    
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19. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Who ever knew british and america language could be SO different!
    Tea-dinner
    smores-wagonwheels
    pb&j- NEVER HEARD OF IT
    jello-jelly
    jelly-jam
    idiot-tuloup
    toast-bread and butter
    cookies-biscusts
    seriously i can't remember them all but isn't that SO
    FUNNY
    
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20. GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    I just started seeing things.
    Bugs crawling out of walls.
    Hands on peoples faces.
    Guns pointed towards my loved ones.
    I don't know whats happening to me.
    This isn't a joke.
    I have discovered only one thing.
    I am going paranoid.
    
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