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CutieandHottie
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June 15, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me!?
Patrick: No, It's dark in here!
Me: LMFAO!
Spongebob: Patrick! Can you HEAR me?
Patrick: NO! IT'S DARK IN HERE!
Me: -.-

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CutieandHottie
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June 15, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Dear Tounge,
Can't touch this!
Love,
Elbow
You must have a long tounge if you can touch your elbow ith it. O.O

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June 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Meany23
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June 15, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Yo momma's so ugly
Hello Kitty
Said goodbye

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kyotokitten
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June 15, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Girl: What's your
favourite position?
Boy: When I get down on one knee and make you my wife.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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purple_flower
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June 15, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Me : *walks in to room*
Everyone: *staring at me*
Me:*starts singing* All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.

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beautifulamy
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June 14, 2012 11:12pm UTC

A true friend is someone who believes in you, even when you've ceased to believe in yourself.

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GottaLoveME7950
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June 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC

bacon
(n) the main reason you are not vegetarian

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letsdanceinStyles
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June 15, 2012 10:54am UTC

*My brothers, Liam and Nathan had a weird conversation.*
Me: Nathan shut the door.
Nathan: Turn the lighhtt offf *sings the rest of the song*
Me: Oh wow. Now you're a wanna be Directioner?
Liam: I love One Direction. They're amazayn.
Me: O__o
Nathan: Yeah, one day, i will meet them and then they're gonna sign my hand.
Me: O______O
Liam: YEAH!
*Liam and Nathan both walks away and talks about Louis.*
Um. Not sure if i should be happy or worried. :/ :>

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