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LaquishaSwagg
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October 6, 2013 12:50am UTC

That moment when you realize you had your earphones in for an hour and did not even play anything.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 1:44pm UTC

*Goes online shopping*
*Puts everything i want in a cart*
*Checks subtotal*
*Laughs and closes tab*

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 8:15pm UTC

My brother asking about my science work: Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
My answer: when you're drowning someone, it doesn't matter all three are great.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 10:37pm UTC

My internet went down for like 5 minutes so I talked to my family,
,
they seem like nice people.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 10:56pm UTC

Some girl texting me: Aren't you 16? you've NEVER kissed anyone!?
Me: Yes, and yes. NEVER.
Some girl texting me: LOL. LOSER!
Me: I'd rather be a loser, than be a slu/t.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 10:59pm UTC

Some girl texting me: Aren't you 16? you've NEVER kissed anyone!?
Me: Yes, and yes. NEVER.
Some girl texting me: LOL. LOSER!
Me: I'd rather be a loser, than be a slu/t.

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FiftyTypesOfDope
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 10:36pm UTC

Drake the type of niqqa t go on GTA 5 and go to a stip club and be like, "You don't have to do this".

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 12:05pm UTC

Hell yeah, I favorite my own quotes.
It's because I'm fúcking hilarious. And séxy.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 4:34pm UTC

Me: Want to hang out at McDonald's on Friday?Friend: We can't eat meat on Fridays in lent.Both: But McDonald's isn't real meat is it?

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Vanessa15*
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March 29, 2014 7:46pm UTC

I hate it when you take a selfie and it looks good, at first
but then you stare at it for longer and longer and
its gets uglier and uglier.

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liesthatlayinyourheart
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March 21, 2014 12:29pm UTC

when your feeling are so big for someone and you cant show or tell him because of his family !

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FiftyTypesOfDope
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March 29, 2014 9:41pm UTC

~ll Hated by many, Wanted by plenty. Disliked by some, Confronted by none. ll~

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FiftyTypesOfDope
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 9:46pm UTC

Remember
Everybody
Ain't
Loyal

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FiftyTypesOfDope
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 9:50pm UTC

~ll Smoke Good, Eat Good, Live Good ll~

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Crissy619
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 10:31pm UTC

*Wakes up*
*Eats breakfast*
*Decides to go on witty account*
*Creates the most accurate and brilliant, witty quote*
*refreshes page every 10 seconds*
Me: maybe its too early in the morning i'll check later
*10 hours later*
Me: OMG I FORGOT
*Prepares academy speech*
*Logs on*
*3 notifications*
3 NOTIFICATIONS
Me: Screw it i'll just be a stripper.

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 4:00pm UTC

there's always that song that brings out your inner stripper

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*toxic waste*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:45pm UTC

There's a little bit of
stripper inside all of us.

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