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wanderer*

Status: tired

Member Since: 30 Dec 2012 09:01pm

Last Seen: 20 May 2019 10:09pm

Birthday: December 26

Location: small town

Gender: F

user id: 344120

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  1. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    you're heart is broken
    not even mendable prices are left
    simply particles of dust
    that blew away
    that blew far, far away
    along with the last of your trust
    stabbing thorns that hurt so badly
    you could have screamed
    you could have cussed
    but you didn't
    you refused
    you just let them hurt and build
    and hurt more and more
    till you were just confused
    until your whole being was horribly tense
    it was based upon one thought
    "I have no one
    no one
    No one will ever truly care"
    then...
    a voice softly says
    with the sound of injury,
    "Don't you remember you still have me?"

  2. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    Steven Rooney was born on September 30th if 1971. He was born in Cork, Ireland. He lived with his mother and father until they divorced. He then lived with his father. At the age of 15 he got a job in a radio station. He loved the job almost more than life. He lied about his age saying he was 18 because that's how old you had to be. He was later fired because they found out he was 15. He was upset and depressed. His father asked if he wanted to move to America to live with his mother because there are a ton of job opportunities there. He agreed. Steven became a citizen of the United States of America. He later got a.job in California at Froggie Radio Station. While he was there he met his best friend Jeffrey McNaughten. Or "Duffy" as his nickname. He attended college in San Diego, California. While there he has his eyes on a girl named Julie Raisbeck. He one day tried to trashcan her. He asked her out on a date. One day while ring shopping she called and broke up with him. They each dated other people. They started dating again and got married. In 1996 they got married. On December, 26, 2000 they had a little girl. She was called Cat nearly her whole life and still goes by it. Not long after they moved from California to Portales, New Mexico. In 2002 they had twin boys and Steven and Duffy started a broadcasting company called Rooney and Moon Broadcasting. In 2004 had a little boy. Him and his best friend, Duffy, are still running Rooney and Moon Broadcasting. I love you, Dad.

  3. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    all those crazy things you said
    you left them running through my head
    You're always there
    You're everywhere
    But right now
    I wish you
    were here

  4. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    We either need a category called "other" or need to just use tags.

  5. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Listen up. I'm sick and tired of people telling me to grow up. I am the way I am. Deal with it.
    I'll always play hide and seek in the dark
    I'll always play in the kiddie pool
    I'll always run around screaming
    I'll always spaz out for absolutely no reason
    I'll always go bat crazy during sports events
    And I'll always be me

  6. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    *buuuurp*
    Most people: lol excuse me
    Me: that was f.cking beautiful

  7. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    You know that embarrassing feeling when you look through your old quotes and just realized how stupid all of them were.

  8. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 10:08am UTC
    When somebody favorites my quote
    Me: hahahaha!!!! I AM THE WITTY QUEEN!!!
    Me: *runs into brothers' room* BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!
    Brother 1: what the FU-
    Me: *jumps off of their bunk beds*
    Me: I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU!!!!
    Me: ALWAYS!!!
    Most wittians: damn right.

  9. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:58am UTC
    I just realized...
    You know how we breathe air but drink water? Do fishes drink air and breathe water???

  10. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Then: OMG 10 whole people favorited my quote!!!!!
    Now: 10 people? What the h.ell? Do you not appreciate me or something? Am I not good enough for you?!

  11. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    My curfew was the streetlights. We played rodeo on our bikes and it was fine to get a little dirt. Blood washed out and we played in the rain..When it was time for dinner my mom rang the dinner bell and didn't text me. We played jump rope and hopscotch. When we got a gameboy we were over the moon excited. We played Zelda and not Black opps. We will always be better than today's generation.

  12. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:44am UTC
    Oh? You think it's not a quote? You say that it's bítching? No. It's called asking my friends for help. It's not called bítching. It's called asking for help. Seeking advice. So f.ck off.

  13. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Big sister: *starts giggling*
    Me: *looks over*
    Sister: your bed tells such funny jokes.

  14. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    My sister's tickling spot? Her elbow... just.don't ask.

  15. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    "Love is an endless game... until it ends"
    -My big sister

  16. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:18am UTC
    I want to be that girl on Witty that everyone looks up to. That everyone comes to for advice. I don't care about being Witty famous, I just want to be the one that people want to talk to.

  17. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Me: *hits you with a big metal bat that's on fire, and has spikes on it*
    Me:*yelling* MY BEST WITTY FRIEND, FUNKYHOTGIRLxx, IS NOT LES, OR BI. SO F.CK OFF AND LEAVE HER ALONE. NOW GO APOLOGIZE!!!!

  18. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Like a drum my heart never stops beating for you

  19. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 10:50am UTC
    When you find the best spot in hide and seek , there is always that one little b.itch that follows you and ruins it.

  20. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:47am UTC
    My sister did some prank calling
    Pizza hut: hello?
    Sister: I was gonna prank you but you seem nice sooooo... bye
    Dominoes: hello?
    Sister: is your refrigerator running?
    *hangs up*
    Burger king: hello?
    Sister: what's McCain McDonalds phone number?
    Burger king: sorry. But this is burger king. We don't have McDonald's number
    Sister: well shouldn't you have your rival's phone number?
    *hangs up*

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