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  1. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Leaving for Vacation
    As We're Driving Away:
    Little Brother:Bye house.
    Little Cousin:Bye-Bye kitties, we'll miss you!
    Me: Good-bye... wifi!!!
    Me: *starts to cry*
    Brother:
    Cousin:
    Me:
    Brother:
    Brother:
    Me:
    Cousin:
    Me:Dont judge me!
    Me:o_____________o

  2. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Steve followed me.
    brb, dying.

  3. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Save a bed & sleep in
    my arms instead♥♥

  4. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    3 easy ways to die.
    -Stab yourself; you'll bleed to death.
    -Shoot yourself in the head; you'll die instantly.
    -Love someone who doesn't love you back; you'll die daily.-

  5. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    I like people I can have
    deep conversations
    with, but at other times
    have fun with.

  6. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    They say it
    gets easier, it doesn't.

  7. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    This quote isn't going to be about heartbreak,
    depression, loss, break-ups, or anything sad.
    This quote will be about yodelers.
    Because they always seem so happy.
    n m q .

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I wish I was eight again,
    BECAUSE ALL HE HAD TO DO.
    » was tag me & I was it . }}

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    the truth is ,
    (( we're just a bunch of kids trying to ))
    f i g u r e o u t
    [x] [x] [x] what love really is.

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