Dear his future girlfriend, Hi. There's a chance you may not know me. If that's the case then the worst possible thing has happened to me: I'm not involved in his life anymore. But I'll always still care about him, so I want him to be happy. So just remember: he's the best guy. He doesn't love many things, but when he does, he loves it with all his heart. His family is large and a little dysfunctional, but he wouldn't trade them for anyone. His mother is the sweetest, funniest, most welcoming person ever. Don't hesitate to make jokes around her or compliment her home. His stepfather, Mike, will like you if you just be yourself (it wouldn't hurt if you knew a little about construction, which he does even though he's a cop). He's so incredibly passionate about art and basketball. Ask him to draw something for you, anything, or challenge him to a little one-on-one. Love him with all that you have, but don't smother him. If he offers to let you help babysit Victoria, his little sister, his baby girl, his pride and joy, then he loves you. He'll always put his friends and family first, just remember it doesn't mean he loves you any less than them. He loves COD, but he'll pause to talk to you, I promise. Don't tease him about his height, it'll make him feel insecure (plus that's our job). Remember his birthday is November 7. Remember to say "butternut" when he's feeling down. Remember that even though you're not the most important thing in his life, he still likes you and wants you around. And lastly, don't waste his time. If you're with him, don't make him fall for you when you're not falling for him. If you don't love him, don't let him love you. From, his best friend.