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1. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 7, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   We went to a farm and they offered us horses to ride.
   There were only four horses,
   So Harry rode a cow.
   -Liam Payne
   
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2. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 7, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   *Singing*
   "I want to live forever, I want to learn how to fly."
   -Niall Horan
   
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3. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 12:49pm UTC
   "Big fish, little fish, cardboard box!
   Big fish, little fish, cardboard box!"
   -Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik
   
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4. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 1:05pm UTC
   "1,2,3......7!"
   -Niall Horan
   
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5. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   "I used to have an imaginary friend called Michael."
   -Niall Horan
   
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6. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 1:16pm UTC
   "Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me."
   -Niall Horan
   
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7. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   "A lot of females running around, wearing next to
   Nothing......disgusts me."
   -Louis Tomlinson
   
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8. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   "Can't we just blame it on Niall?"
   -Louis Tomlinson
   
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9. OneDirectionQuotes
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   March 8, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   "After Niall met Justin Bieber, I had to take him out of the studio so he could scream how happy he was."
   -Harry Styles
   
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10. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 8, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    "I'd always walk my girlfriend home,
    I'm too protective!"
    -Niall Horan
    
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11. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 8, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Zayn: If Louis were a girl, I'd date her.
    Harry: What? He's mine!
    
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12. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 9, 2012 11:21am UTC
    "I hate it when girls act stupid cause they think it's cute.
    Intelligence is sexy."
    -Niall Horan
    
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13. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 9, 2012 11:25am UTC
    "Niall gives the best hugs!"
    -Harry Styles
    
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14. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 9, 2012 11:30am UTC
    "The fans always tell me I'm beautiful but
    No one will ever be as beautiful as them."
    -Niall Horan
    
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15. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 10, 2012 9:26am UTC
    "Zayn has a new motto for everyday, I think it's amazing."
    -Liam Payne
    
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16. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 10, 2012 9:29am UTC
    "I can't swim, but if my girlfriend was drowning
    I'd try to dive in and rescue her."
    -Zayn Malik
    
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17. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 10, 2012 9:32am UTC
    "Would you rather kiss a girl or eat pizza?
    Harry: Kiss a girl!
    Niall: EAT PIZZA!
    
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18. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 10, 2012 9:35am UTC
    "I once ate Niall's last chip, he tried
    To eat my hand as punishment."
    -Zayn Malik
    
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19. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 10, 2012 9:49am UTC
    "I think I understand women more than the
    Average man does, to be honest."
    -Zayn Malik
    
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20. OneDirectionQuotes
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    March 10, 2012 10:06am UTC
    "When we were in New York, we were kayaking
    And Niall turned the boat over I freaked cause I
    Thought we'd be eaten by a crocodile or something."
    -Liam Payne
    
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