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  1. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Did u kno!?!?!!11!!one1? #1If you put one ear up against a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say,"Wtf are you doing?"
    I follow back ^_^


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  4. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    I want the kind of relationship where
    he'll go to the Mall with me & I'll play video games with him,
    he'll paint my toes for me & I'll clean his room for him,
    he'll buy Starbucks for me & I'll make sandwiches for him.
    I want a relationship where we can mess around,
    but also be serious.
    I want a relationship where we're totally in love,
    but bestfriends at the same time. ♥

  5. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    you see that heart? yeah I'd click it snd you'll get a suprise on your profile later

  6. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I don't fear you anymore.
    ...

  7. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing


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  9. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:30am UTC
    2+2=fish
    3+3=eight
    7+7=triangle
    Only smart people get this.

  10. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:03am UTC
    I wish
    we can Google
    how a certain person feels about us...

  11. jadie12321 jadie12321
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:20am UTC
    Just girly things #6
    when boys stretch and you can see their boxers.

  12. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    My room isn't messy ;it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

  13. The_happpy_girl The_happpy_girl
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    how come everytime i like someone someone else has to be like oh hes awesome i think i like him???????

  14. Julia_Hession Julia_Hession
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Smile in front of people
    Who don't like you.
    IT KILLS THEM.

  15. cath0131 cath0131
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Silence is a girls loudest cry.
    You know shes really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
    -Drake

  16. peeta07 peeta07
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    good bye text books, hello texting
    good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
    good bye being pale, hello being tan
    good bye drama, hello best friends
    good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
    good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
    good bye class rooms, hello beach
    good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
    good bye home work, hello fun
    good bye school, hello summer 2012♥

  17. gwen87765 gwen87765
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    So There's This boy
    And He's Quite Attractive;)

  18. gwen87765 gwen87765
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    When I Get Invited Places...
    Question #1: R There Gunna B Cute Boyz? :)
    Question #2: Do I Know NE Of These Boyz? ;)
    WHEN WE GET THERE:
    Question #1: Where R The Cute Boyz? -.-
    Question #2: I Don't C NE BOYZ! >:(
    10 Seconds L8R....
    BOYS!
    ^.^
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Camrynjp99 Camrynjp99
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.

  20. Alison987 Alison987
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Getting all tense
    whenever you
    talk about
    him.

:)

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