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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Follow me on my twitter
    @1DxJill
    i Follow back
    - Jill ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  2. abkamel* abkamel* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Why don't you love me!?
    Liam: You're not Danielle
    Louis: You're not Eleanor
    Harry: You're not Louis
    Niall: You're not food
    Zayn: You're not ME!
    nmf/nmq

  3. glitterangels28 glitterangels28
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I SLEEP TOO MUCH
    PARENTS COMPLAIN
    I DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
    PARENTS COMPLAIN
    I EAT TOO MUCH
    PARENTS COMPLAIN
    I DON'T EAT ENOUGH
    PARENTS COMPLAIN
    I'M ALWAYS IN MY ROOM
    PARENTS COMPLAIN
    I GO OUT TOO MUCH
    PARENTS COMPLAIN
    I CAN'T WIN

  4. 2CuteForU 2CuteForU
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    •••••••••
    TEEW BANAYNAS FOR AY POWND
    True Directioners Will Get It
    •••••••••

  5. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Witty Bestfriend?
    Preferably 13 or older.
    -Someone who will listen to my problems.
    -Someone I can Skype; ooVoo with.
    -Someone I can text.
    -Wont judge me.
    -Funny.
    -Gives good advice.
    Comment or click the ♥button if you’re up for the challenge.

  6. ILuvHockeyYo ILuvHockeyYo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    For every fave I'll write a letter.
    1. Dear ex bestfriend:
    2. Dear boy I like:
    3. Dear girl I hate:
    4. Dear boyfriend:
    5. Dear future me:
    6. Dear past me:
    7. Dear mom:
    8. Dear dad:
    9. Dear future husband:
    10. Dear best friend:
    Follow me, I probably won't follow back c;

  7. LifelessSoul LifelessSoul
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Gotta Be You
    Chapter 1
    Me, Abby and Amber were all hanging out backstage while the guys were performing. Anatasia
    shows up and she screams when she sees me. She says, "I'm so glad to finally see you!"
    The show is now over and Harry is the first to come backstage and he kisses me.
    Zayn comes in holding hands with Kassie and they're are laughing and smiling and he stops her to
    kiss her. Niall walks up with Sara and he walks up to Amber and takes her hand and pulls her in for
    a kiss! Abby hugs Harry and me and Harry and Abby start talking and laughing! Liam and Cory and
    Colette come in, and Louis follows behind them! Anatasia runs to him and kisses him and says,
    "The show was awseome tominght!" Then she kisses him again.
    Grace comes in with a smile on her face. She starts hanging out with Zayn and Kassie.
    I know it short but its only the first chapter.

  8. struzz26 struzz26
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Louis Tomlinson.
    Harry Styles.
    Niall Horan.
    Liam Payne.
    Zayn Malik.

  9. LoveyouForever365 LoveyouForever365
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    I wrote his name in my notebook.
    He sits next to me in Science.
    He asked me for a peice of paper.
    I open my note book and the page was that one page with his name on it.
    -_____-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. KiwiBaby12 KiwiBaby12
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I'd Take You To Another World.
    (A One Direction Story.)
    Prologue:
    Sarah was never the girl to care about celebrities. Neither were her three best friends, Piper, Keely and Julia. That was until Piper discovered One Direction. She had secretly watched them develop over the years. Finally, she introduced them to Keely, Piper and Julia, two of whom began to love those 5 perfect boys. Keely didn't seem to show an interest, and no one knew why. These girls did EVERYTHING together! Sarah, Piper, and Julia even ran a One Direction Tumblr together, and were surprisingly popular all over Tumblr. They never realized on the other side of the world the group of people that they never wanted to see their Tumblr reading it. But what they also didn't realize was that their 3rd best friend was hiding a BIG secret.
    Catherine was one of the luckiest girls out there. She was in love with the one and only Liam Payne, just like a couple million other girls out there. But she was the lucky one. She had Liam totally in love with her, as well. She practically lived with the five boys so many girls would die to meet. Liam also had his best friend by his side no matter what! A beautiful girl named Selena. Now, Catherine liked Selena. She was secretly scared that Selena would have the power to take Liam from her. Selena didn't have that in mind. She only looked at Liam as a brother. Never anything more.
    Then we have Kristin. This girl, she loved her oh so vain best friend. Mr. Zayn Malik. Not as more than a friend though! Don't be silly! She couldn't ever, right? Oh god no! What about when he gets a girlfriend? Hmm.. will she finally admit to herself that she does have feelings for him? Or will she keep her feelings bottled up like always?
    Niall lived his life with his best friend. Caroline was the only girl he trusted. They shared the same love for food, same sense of humor.. everything. Caroline and Niall completed eachother. When they went out somewhere as friends, everyone thought they were a couple. Not that they could help it.. it looked natural. They were natural. Niall even calls Caroline his little princess. Is she the girl for him?
    Louis Tomlinson. AH; the goofball. Harry Styles' very best friend. But besides Harry he had Stan. And Mary. Mary was his girl. Not his girlfriend, but his very best friend. She cheered him up, he cheered her up. It was a never ending cycle of happiness. They loved eachother. Hell, Lou trusted Mary more than anyone. More than Harry, more than Stan. Mary knew all of Lou's secrets. ALL of them.
    Harry Styles. He had four girls in his life. No, not four girlfriends. He had his mom, his sister, his very best friend Darien, and his girlfriend. Darien was Harry's.. well, his stuff-talking buddy. She was open-minded, and bubbly. In a way, she was another Harry.
    Now let's bring Harry's secret girlfriend into this. He met her awhile ago, while in the states. He bumped into her at a festival on the streets of a small city outside of Boston that the boys were staying in. But now, keeping Keely a secret from the guys was hard. And Keely keeping Harry from her girls killed her inside. She could introduce But Harry and herself weren't ready. Not yet. The secret Skype calls, DMs on Twitter, the fact Harry was paying two phone bills so they could text over seas and not have to pay so much.
    These kids all don't know they're connected. But they are. What will happen? Where will this lead? Read to find out!
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Mum: "all you do is eat and fangirl about One Direction."
    Me: "YOLO."

    format credit to OneDirection

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    I CAN'T HELP BUT,
    try to find my future wife
    in the crowd
    - Niall Horan
    -OneDirection

  14. willywonka21 willywonka21
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:03am UTC
    Niall: POTATO!

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Louis: i'm a swagger master from doncaster
    Zayn: but your mum calls you boo-bear
    Louis: what do they call you?
    Zayn: Zayn...
    Louis: isn't it "Yo, i'm a bradford bad boi "
    Zayn:...
    -OneDirection

  16. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    niall horan cried
    when he saw the fake pic of him
    smoking
    aww♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. GodGaveMeThem GodGaveMeThem
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Why is no one excited over Liam. It makes me sad? Love Liam okay ? It will make him happy :D

  19. IMayNotCutButItHurtsTheSameAmount IMayNotCutButItHurtsTheSameAmount
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Witty should actually have a category for 1D , if not.. instead of 'witty profiles' it 'll turn into 'One direction profiles' -_-
    Watch out Steve ...

  20. PeteyEnjoysHerMusic PeteyEnjoysHerMusic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    You know you're a Directioner when:
    You and your best friend find baby birds and name them all after the boys ♥
    NMF/NMQ ♥

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