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Diary

MindFucked · 1 decade ago
Excuse my iPhones fail of an autocorrect.
I cannot stop being a gender I was born as.
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Diary · 1 decade ago
You can't be clever at all - it's your*
Stop being a anyway. :)
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MindFucked · 1 decade ago
You can't listen to your head.
You're head does not talk.
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ForeverAlone69 · 1 decade ago
Wait so .. She called you " a lady of the night" but she listed all the guys she's been with :3
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smarties101 · 1 decade ago
wow
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timi · 1 decade ago
Wow. If this is real, then that's pretty stupid of her.
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Orpheus · 1 decade ago
There's no way a judge would even look at that, anyone in their right mind would know that the EMT was saving the kid's life.
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mollimumride · 1 decade ago
I care :/ Are you okay?
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Diary · 1 decade ago
I know :L I'm drinking it now though. Alone. Because I'm comically English. As I stated.
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oxoFreeForeveroxo · 1 decade ago
English people, Hardly drink tea, Us people are more alcoholic's If you saw someone drinking tea, you'd get beat up.
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FlirtForFun · 1 decade ago
AHHHHH PANIC! AT THE DISCO! Thanks for making me smile!
Until we meet again,
FFF
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