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lucylol25
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July 8, 2011 4:16pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
A PACKAGE SAYS "EASY OPEN" & YOU END UP USING SCISSORS, KNIFE,HAMMER,GUN,AND LIGHT SABER TRYING TO OPEN IT.

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Savannahxaleese
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June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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loveorhate
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July 7, 2011 6:47pm UTC

I texted my boyfriend today and said
"hey babe, our anniversary is in three days ♥"
& his reply was
"we need to talk... i think we should break up"
I've never been so c r u s h e d in my life
My birthday is two days after our anniversary
Press the ♥ and help me not ruin my birthday
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{ }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

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ForeverYounggx3
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July 7, 2011 6:50pm UTC

Yes, i'm a teenage girl
But I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't go out to wild parties every weekend.
I don't post slutty pictures of myself online to please guys.
I don't wear three inches of makeup.
I don't have a new boyfriend every week.
I don't make out with anybody, just for attention.
Yes, i'm a teenage girl
but I'm staying myself & not changing who I am for anybody.

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