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DeepBrokenLove

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:34pm UTC
Dude
Do you guys realize it's my freaking birthday?
OH MY GOD.
I am getting older
*cries*
Well, happy birthday to me! ( and my twin )
F%ck.
I am old.
Old :(
...old.
*sigh*
Damn.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:15am UTC
The lies you tell today
will be the truth you have to face tomorrow.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:58am UTC
me: *does two squats*
me: *checks for thigh gap*

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