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  1. xosnowflakexo xosnowflakexo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    Forget Taylor Swift...
    Mayday Parade can describe my life waaay better then Taylor Swift ever could.
    -Fave if u like mayday parade
    No offsense to any taylor swift fans, i <3 her music too :)

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:59pm UTC
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  3. christinaaxo christinaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    that crazy 5 seconds,
    when you stand up too fast,
    and you either go blind, or
    extremley dizzy.

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    just saw a facebook status;
    "who cares that steve jobs is dead?! what has he ever done for me?!"
    - Via FaceBook for iPhone
    LMFAO.

  5. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 4:22pm UTC
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  6. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Old meaning of sorry:
    'I won't do it again..'
    New meaning of sorry:
    'Damn I got caught. Next time I need to be more careful and extra sneaky.'

  7. Seaglass Seaglass
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Dear big brother,
    Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the ti...me I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
    Sincerely, ...but you didn't

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 3:50pm UTC

    Those days,
    where all you wanna do
    is run up to your crush
    and kiss him

  9. VividDreamer VividDreamer
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    "HIM"
    Fave if you thought of a guy, comment his name.♥

  10. Keep_Smilin Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    That mood where
    All you want to do is snuggle up and be held by HIM

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 3:07pm UTC

    Do you know
    how hard it is to pretend to be your friend when
    I like you

  12. laurlaur laurlaur
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    I want the ''Damn! You guys are still together?'' type of relationship.

  13. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    I love when girls
    are dressed in sweatpants with their hair up with just a LITTLE bit of make up on. It makes you look incredibly beautiful.

  14. heidy787 heidy787
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Almost every girl is in a relationship with Witty Profiles ♥about a minute ago ·Like· Comment · See Friendship

  15. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    I say I'm not pretty,
    Not because I'm looking for attention or compliments, but because that's
    how i truly feel, I don't believe that I'm pretty because
    i see EVERYTHING you don't. I see how my stomach
    looks when I'm standing in my bra. I see the face under the makeup.
    I see every little flaw about myself, even if you can't.
    I say I'm not pretty, because if I said I was,
    I'd be lying.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:09pm UTC

    that moment when you
    burst out crying alone in your room,
    and you realize that no one
    truly knows how unhappy you are
    because you don't want anyone to know

  17. expressions278 expressions278
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Fight like a marriedcouple
    Talk like best friends
    Flirtlikefirstloves
    Protect each other like brother & sister
    Obviously …..
    it’s meant to be
    nmq

  18. basketball101sc basketball101sc
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:44am UTC
    I was on facebook
    And a girl's status said:
    "Never been called pretty"
    about 90 people commented; all guys
    saying she was beautiful,
    She's Autistic

    NMQ, just loved this.

  19. COMEATMEBRO_ COMEATMEBRO_
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    R E M E M B E R
    If he wanted to talk to you,
    he would ///////////

  20. xojuliiaa16 xojuliiaa16
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    When I was little
    "I'm telling on you ."
    was the scariest
    sentence ever.

:)

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