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1. CreateAnAccount
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 8:49am UTC
   "If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."
   -Michael Jackson♥
   
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2. CreateAnAccount
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   July 30, 2011 6:35am UTC
   What's on your mind? HIM ♥ (but i never share it..)
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3. CreateAnAccount
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   July 30, 2011 6:06am UTC
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4. CreateAnAccount
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   July 29, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   If we're all Gods children, what's so special about Jesus?
   
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5. CreateAnAccount
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   July 29, 2011 11:41am UTC
   Girl: "Hey, why did you just drop me?"
   Boy: "Because you are hot ;)"
   
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6. CreateAnAccount
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   July 27, 2011 4:53pm UTC
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   FML»
   F•ck me l at er ;)
   
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7. CreateAnAccount
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   July 27, 2011 6:38am UTC
   I am only your friend because your brother is really hot.
   
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8. CreateAnAccount
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 6:09am UTC
   La Gente Esta Muy Loca.
   WTF?
   ♥
   
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9. CreateAnAccount
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   July 27, 2011 6:05am UTC
   I kinda love you♥
   why is it so damn hard to say?
   
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10. CreateAnAccount
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:27am UTC
    ♥Oh hello there ;-)
    - fav if you just read that in a cheesy voice.
    
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11. CreateAnAccount
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    I caught myself in smiling without any reason today, but then it hit me.. I was thinking about you(:❤.
    
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12. CreateAnAccount
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    July 25, 2011 11:38am UTC
    girl: "Hey, lets try different positions tonight"
    boy: "excellent idea ;-)"
    Later..
    boy: "you ready? ;-)"
    girl: "yeah, you stand at the sink and wash dishes, while I lay on the sofa and watch TV".
    
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13. CreateAnAccount
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    July 25, 2011 6:35am UTC
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14. CreateAnAccount
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    July 24, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Don't worry girl,
    there are plenty of fish in the sea..
    Too bad I f•cking s u c k at fishing.
    
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    July 24, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Life is not about waiting
    for the storms to pass ,
    i'ts about learning how
    to d a n c e in the rain.
    ♥
    
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17. CreateAnAccount
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    July 19, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Dutchphobia.
    - Fear of dutch people.
    Seriously guys, am I THAT scary!?
    
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18. CreateAnAccount
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    July 19, 2011 6:04pm UTC
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19. CreateAnAccount
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Why do women live longer than men?
    O b v i o u s l y because, men tell us women that our place
    is in the kitchen and that is where the knifes are .
    Owned men?
    
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20. CreateAnAccount
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Some random stranger submits a comment saying
    something really nice. P r e s s t h e ♥ i f y o u a g r e e.
    ♥ &+ i love it when..
    
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