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  1. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 6:06am UTC
    Phone -low battery-
    1. turn down the brightness
    2. Put on silent
    3. Don't go on facebook
    4. Don't even think about going into a game or camera
    5. Don't call anyone
    6. Lock
    7. Only use when absolutely necessary
    8. Hope that it doesn't die

  2. Run_Away_From_Reality Run_Away_From_Reality
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    I Love Rumors
    They Tell Me All Sorts Of stuff I NEVER Knew About Myself !

  3. abbyxoxo abbyxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    stop pretending that you have forever ,
    to make things right , to take a chance ,
    DON'T WAIT.
    you could wake up tomorrow
    and it could be too late.
    I T C O U L D A L L B E G O N E .
    notmine

  4. arundela14 arundela14
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 3:43pm UTC
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  5. Crimsonella Crimsonella
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    STRANGERS
    think I'm quiet
    FRIENDS
    think I'm outgoing
    BEST FRIENDS
    know I'm insane

  6. LimitedEditionBarbie LimitedEditionBarbie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    follow for follow anyone?
    [:

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 11:53am UTC
    Just A Small Town Girl
    l i v i n g i n a l o n e l y w o r l d
    she took the midnight train going anywhere
    Just A City Boy
    b o r n & r a i s e d i n S o u t h D e t r o i t
    he took the midnight train going anywhere

  8. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  9. beachblonde158 beachblonde158
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 1:12pm UTC
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  10. x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 6:10pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    ♥ you've got a smile that
    can light up this whole town.

  11. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    I'm scared to close my
    eyes in the shower,
    because when i open
    them i don't want
    a killer to be standing there.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    People say that hate is a strong word .....
    But so is love .
    And people throw that word around like it means
    nothing.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Serena_Forever_Love Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:56pm UTC
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  16. chloe_ballerina chloe_ballerina
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    You're 5,
    and you have a phone?
    Who are you gonna call?
    Barney?

  17. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    ----------------------------------
    WE ALWAYS HEAR ;
    iPod, iPad & iPhone
    but it'd be nice,
    to hear iLoveYou
    for once. ♥
    ----------------------------------

  18. Speechless1234 Speechless1234
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Fav this and ill tell something i like about u based off ur profile <3

  19. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Those memories that you randomly remember
    & then can't stop smiling.

  20. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Nothing hurts more
    than realizing you hurt the one you care most about.
    oXHuntressXo©

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