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amaandaaxoo
posted a quote
August 31, 2009 1:33pm UTC

Today, I realized my
boyfriend, Paul Crunch, is a lieutenant in the Navy. If he's promoted, he will be Captain Crunch. I may marry him, just for this.
MLIA(:

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amaandaaxoo
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 9:16pm UTC

And i could tell you;
his favorite colors green,
he likes to argue,
born on the seventeeth;
his sisters beautiful,
he has his fathers eyes,
but if you asked me if i loved him,
i'd lie (:
i'd lie- taylor swift <3
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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 2:35pm UTC

a friend will go into cvs and buy the pregnancy test
with you
but a best friend will stand outside the bathroom door
screaming
"nameit afterme."
*not my quote
edit credit is mine.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 10:11pm UTC

Today at school
-->i leaned back in my chair and made a farting noise<--
i causally did it again so everybody would know
i t w a s t h e c h a i r
MLIA.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 10:19pm UTC

Today i drank kool-aid
a giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home.
MLIA.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 10:24pm UTC

Today I realized that my daughters have bigger boobs than me. It's okay though because
Im their dad.
MLIA.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 10:28pm UTC

Today , I went to the new Harry Potter movie with a friend .
At the part where Dumbledore died ,
a man close to the front row yelled "NO!"
and ran out the emergency exit door .
It made my day . MLIA .

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 30, 2009 6:20pm UTC

judge me
---> & i'll p r o v e you wrong<---
tell me what to do
--->& i'll tell you off<---
tell me im not worth it
--->& watch w h e r e i end up<---
screw me over
---> & i'll do i t t w i c e as hard<---
call me crazy
--->you really have no idea<---

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 30, 2009 6:24pm UTC

"Im different"
yea thats what they all say
w h a t d o y o u t h i n k
i was born yesterday ?

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amaandaaxoo
posted a quote
August 30, 2009 8:23pm UTC

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amaandaaxoo
posted a quote
August 27, 2009 9:00pm UTC

pain is only temporary
victory lasts forever ; * <3

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amaandaaxoo
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 11:10pm UTC

&if you actually ran
as much as you run your mouth,
you'd be in great shape (:
^thinkk i may have saw it beforee..
favoriteeee? (:
not my crediitt

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 7, 2009 12:08pm UTC

& i hate it when the dentist asks
you "hows ur summer going"
like i cant talk to you when i have all this junk in my mouth?

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 12:04am UTC

So today
i was on my laptop
and when i went to click
the volume buttom it went to 69.
i laughed.
MLIA= )
^lol. true story.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 12:36pm UTC

If you're asking if i need you
the answer is forever.
If you're asking if i'll leave you
the answer is never.
If you're asking what i value
the answer is you.
If you're asking if i love you
the answer is i do.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 4:09pm UTC

i use to be love drunk
but now im hungover
i love you forever
forever is over.
-boys like girls.
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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 13, 2009 9:56pm UTC

Standupforwhatyoubelievein
even if it means
---------> standing alone
*not my quote.
credit to whoever.
my edit <3

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 15, 2009 3:52pm UTC

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers,
You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
*not mine...just lovedd it.

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 15, 2009 10:49pm UTC

foreverandalways
really means
"i'll stay with you while i want to, then i'll break you heart."

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rosiiex17
posted a quote
August 16, 2009 5:41pm UTC

If practice makes perfect
and nobodys perfect
whypractice?

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