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1. sweetheart555
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   if i can get 100 faves, i'll wear my bra ontop of my shirt for half of the day tomorrow at school
   
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2. TureenPiromari_NumbaOneLakersFan
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2011 9:47pm UTC
   Say
   " I won a math debate"
   really fast
   Fave if you get it ☻
   Not My Format
   
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3. kaydawggg
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   May 30, 2011 12:53am UTC
   Any boy can
   stick his dick in a girl ,
   but it takes a man
   to not be a dick
   and stick with the g i r l.
   ♥
   
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4. 6perfect10
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   May 30, 2011 2:01pm UTC
   "i'm so ugly."
   if you think that about yourself, fave this. then look at your comments pretty soon.
   ♥
   
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5. haileys905
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   May 23, 2010 9:26pm UTC
   Highlight if you're over him.
   Favorite this if you just lied </3
   
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6. emilyyx14
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   the awkward moment when;
   a girl wears more makeup than clothing
   
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14. liveforlove49
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    format credit to wittygirl2010
    3OH!3 taught me not to trust hoes.
    They were totally right.
    Thanks braah.
    
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15. liveforlove49
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Mom I'm 16
    Can I have a bra?
    No Justin.
    ♥
    
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16. strawberryxcrispii
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    I'f I told you my true feelings
    Would you look at me the same?
    I'll never know.
    
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17. strawberryxcrispii
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    April 20, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    You say you don't like drama?
    But hunny, I'm sorry your life is drama
    
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18. strawberryxcrispii
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    April 22, 2011 3:34pm UTC
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19. strawberryxcrispii
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Do you really mean what you say?
    because it sound like a ton of
    bull to me...
    
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20. strawberryxcrispii
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    April 23, 2011 11:12am UTC
    we are supposed to live our life
    the way we want
    not
    the way everyone else does
    
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