A teacher asked her students how to be polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner table. The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee. The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom? The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner. The teacher fainted.
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